Employees at a California Burger King trashed the restaurant causing $35,000
in damage to the restaurant after getting a prank call about a fake gas leak. http://bit.ly/1UQbwZCSouth Korean soldiers are patrolling the border with North Korea. Both countries
have escalated their propaganda war across the heavily armed border since the
North’s latest nuclear test last month. http://nyti.ms/1UQbG3gJapan's cabbies say they're having close encounters with ghosts of the 2011 Tsunami in 2011. http://bit.ly/1nRCW79Scientists figured out why the Internet is making us DUMBER. When you read online
,your brain is forced to constantly decide whether to click on links, videos, and ads.
When you read a book, you don't have to make decisions, so your brain does a better
job committing what you read to memory. http://for.tn/1nRDqKC
Thursday, February 4, 2016
Scientists say they've figured out what's behind "Resting Bitch Face," where
your default expression seems unhappy and judgmental. If you're squinting
slightly and raising the corners of your lips a little . . . but NOT smiling . . .
people register it as a sign of CONTEMPT. http://wapo.st/1SK6wqlDEF LEPPARD guitarist PHIL COLLEN loves GUNS N' ROSES, but he thinks
it's lame they can make so much money for their reunion. He says, quote,
"Our integrity's still intact, we've never split up. Someone dies, someone
loses an arm, someone gets cancer, we soldier on." http://bit.ly/1X5kjs0
Wednesday, February 2, 2016
A guy called 911 in California last week, and said he'd been carjacked.
But the cops found the carjacker was actually just a sweatshirt and a bucket. http://cbsloc.al/1nGjqK1Texas resident gets Zika Virus through sex. http://bit.ly/23IElgLA guy in Italy got into an argument after his kid's soccer game this weekend,
and dropped his BIDET out a window and onto his neighbor's head. http://bit.ly/1PzvGXKA Delta Airlines flight from L.A. to Minneapolis was diverted to Salt Lake City
a few weeks ago, because two flight attendants got into a FIST FIGHT. http://usat.ly/1KpMujARumor has it Dos Equis is retiring its "Most Interesting Man in the World" ad
campaign with a Super Bowl commercial. Supposedly, it'll show the Most
Interesting Man in the World getting stranded on Mars. http://bit.ly/1X32zO3
Tuesday, February 2, 2016
A woman demands a lifetime supply of Kit Kats after getting just chocolate
with no wafers! Can you imagine the shock? http://uproxx.it/1SVAXeqIt's Groundhog Day! But how accurate is Punxsutawney Phil? http://usat.ly/1Sq4369The police report says that the man PASSED GAS, then told the cop,
"That's for you." Then he started smelling the air, and said, "That's what pork
and mashed potatoes will do." http://bit.ly/1KnsvlxAccording to a new survey, Trump supporters are twice as
likely to talk about an ex on a first date, and 11 times more likely to expect SEX.
Clinton supporters are 43% more likely to be looking for a serious relationship . . .
and 20 times more likely to expect NO physical contact. http://prn.to/1Q9CgQQA school accidentally names a weight room the "White Pride Fitness Room". http://bit.ly/205INBo
Monday, February 1, 2016
There's a homeless guy in Detroit who now takes credit cards. http://cbsloc.al/1nzi43GA cop in England checked on something at a club on Saturday, walked in on a
50th birthday party, and the women inside thought he was their STRIPPER. http://bbc.in/1SwUEbdTOM HANKS is once again America's favorite actor, according to the annual
Harris Poll. It's his fifth time topping the poll. He's followed by Johnny Depp,
Denzel Washington, John Wayne, and Harrison Ford. http://bit.ly/1WX7jonWhich love us more - cats or dogs? http://ind.pn/1QBPp85
Friday, January 29, 2016
The cast for ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER's season of "Celebrity Apprentice"
will include Laila Ali, Boy George, Jon Lovitz, Vince Neil, Snooki, former NFL
running back Ricky Williams, and Carnie Wilson. http://bit.ly/1SnZqYe A new survey found only one in five people would be insulted if their future
husband or wife asked them to sign a prenup. 60% would be happy to sign one,
and another 20% would consider it. http://dailym.ai/23xAHWQMattel just released three new body styles for Barbie . . . tall, petite, and curvy.
They say they added them to be more in line with the different kinds of girls
who buy their dolls . . . but they also need something to spark a big sales boost. http://ti.me/1TrndrlDid you know that those annoying'Be Like Bill' memes are stealing your personal
Thursday, January 28, 2016
DeLoreans are being made again for first time in 35 years! http://bit.ly/1KcJcQDA father in Texas was arrested back in 2013 for confiscating his 12-year-old
daughter's PHONE. He was in court this week, and common sense prevailed
. . . the judge found him not guilty. http://cbsloc.al/1SLQHk8Police in Amsterdam heard terrifying screams coming from a man's house on
Tuesday, so they kicked in the door. But it turns out the guy was an OPERA SINGER
, and he was just practicing. http://bit.ly/1ZVkgPm
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Actor Abe Vigoda is dead at 94. He died in his sleep in his New Jersey home,
of old age. http://bit.ly/1nONFz0 A guy in New Jersey was shoveling snow for an elderly neighbor on Sunday,
when another neighbor claimed it was HER shovel. http://bit.ly/1QrOM0J A 58-year-old guy in Michigan lost control of his car on Sunday, flipped over,
and died on the scene. And the police figured out he was watching PORN at
the time . . . and, uh, 'attending' to himself. http://bit.ly/1SJHZ67
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Two women attacked their husbands recently for turning down sex. A woman
in Iowa scratched and bit her husband on Saturday night, and a woman in
South Carolina attacked her husband last week with NUNCHUKS.
They were both arrested http://bit.ly/1nMBnab http://bit.ly/1ZPOMdwBud Light banner falls on home, FAA is investigating. http://bit.ly/1nMAXkc A woman in Florida was busted last week for selling MOONSHINE to an
undercover cop. She said she was just trying to bail her boyfriend out of jail
for drug charges. http://on.wtsp.com/1nvL64ZA rich guy in New York married a woman who was 31 years younger, but wanted
to make sure she got SCREWED if she was just in it for the money. So he
secretly DIVORCED her four months later. http://nyp.st/1lNNZMBTop billionaire could end poverty in 3 countries. http://bit.ly/1VnzOu3
Monday, January 25, 2016
A 50-year-old guy in Pennsylvania got drunk on Thursday and put a SCREW
in his junk. He called 911 and went to the hospital, but there's no word how
he's doing. http://bit.ly/1OJkDJM Millions of Americans are drinking bad water! http://bit.ly/1SHbiWLDANIEL RADCLIFFE's latest role is as much of a departure from "Harry Potter"
as you can get. The movie is called "Swiss Army Man", and Daniel plays a
DEAD GUY. A dead guy who PASSES GAS and maintains AROUSAL. Imagine
“Cast Away” meets “Weekend at Bernie’s. http://bit.ly/1ntRBoTA guy in Virginia has been running a SEX CLUB out of his
apartment . . . and he used the fake name "Ron Burgundy." The cops raided
him last week, and he was charged with felony pandering. http://bit.ly/1JxxoIu
Friday, January 22, 2016
Some thieves in Australia tried to siphon gas out of a bus last week.
But they stuck the hose in the wrong place, and sucked out of the
SEWAGE TANK. The cops are trying to track them down. http://yhoo.it/1PsoOH8And for the past five, MARK HARMON and ELLEN DEGENERES have
been battling each other for the top spot. Mark was #1 in 2011, then
Ellen edged him out the next three years, and now, Mark is back on top. http://bit.ly/20iL2TW A woman in Ohio was on a date last week, when the guy ditched her and
left her with the bill. But her PURSE was still in his car, so she couldn't pay.
That got the cops involved and they're trying to track him down. http://bit.ly/20iLgKUA woman in Ohio was on a date last week, when the guy ditched her and lef
t her with the bill. But her PURSE was still in his car, so she couldn't pay.
That got the cops involved and they're trying to track him down. http://bit.ly/20iLgKU
Thursday, January 21, 2016
A 10-year-old Muslim boy made a truly unfortunate spelling error at his UK
school and ended up getting interviewed by police. http://bit.ly/1RV7RfhTwo guys in Montana saw a dying elk on the highway on Saturday, and wanted
to take it home and EAT it. But another guy came up and decided HE wanted it
. . . and pulled a gun. So they called the cops, and he was arrested. http://bit.ly/23gGRub A woman in Florida was being processed at jail earlier this month, and the
guards found prescription drugs in her lady parts. She said she had no idea
how they got there, but the guards didn't buy it, and she was busted. http://bit.ly/1lySTgpSTACEY DASH said yesterday that if black people are upset about being left
out of the Oscars, they should stop segregating themselves with things like the
"BET Awards" and Black History Month.
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
A guy was snowboarding in Colorado this weekend, when a skier got offended by something he said . . . and pushed him off the CHAIR LIFT. He fell 25 feet, but survived, and the cops are trying to track down the guy who pushed him. http://bit.ly/20ewlkPJEFF BRIDGES' character "The Dude" went on an anti-EAGLES rant in
"The Big Lebowski", and GLENN FREY didn't like that. A few years back,
Jeff said, quote, "I run into him at parties, and he'll always bust my chops
and make me squirm a little bit . . . my character that hated the Eagles,
not me." SARAH PALIN endorsed DONALD TRUMP yesterday. TED CRUZ tried to act
like it was no big deal, saying he's still a "big, big fan" of Sarah's, and noting that
she helped him win his Senate race.
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
A robbery suspect gave a pizza delivery person weed, after stealing cash and
pizza. http://bit.ly/20bA3f0A 60-year-old woman in Italy went to the fire department last week, because
she'd lost the key to her chastity belt. http://huff.to/1lqNsQNGlenn Frey of the Eagles passed away yesterday, of complications from
rheumatoid arthritis, acute ulcerative colitis, and pneumonia. He was 67.
Authorities in northeast Georgia have a mystery on their hands after cows
were found mutilated, with neatly-cut circles sliced into their rear ends. http://bit.ly/1PdxPdm
Friday, January 15, 2016
A new study found you're least likely to get punched in the face in February,
and most likely in May and July. They think it's because people go out more in
the summer, and having large, drunk groups of people in public leads to violence. http://bit.ly/1P4hgAzThe Oscars only nominated white people in the four main acting categories for
the second year in a row. So people are wondering how the Academy could
ignore Michael B. Jordan in "Creed", Idris Elba in "Beasts of No Nation", and
"Straight Outta Compton". http://eonli.ne/1KhhcGcEnterprising Smugglers Hid Over A Ton Of Weed In Fake Carrots http://cnn.it/1ZA0NsRA new survey found the five states with the most VIRGINS are Utah . . .
South Dakota . . . Idaho . . . Iowa . . . and Arkansas. Vermont has the fewest. http://bit.ly/1RpB2XfCELINE DION's husband RENE ANGELIL died yesterday after a long battle
with throat cancer. He was 73.
Thursday, January 14, 2016
There were at least three winning Powerball tickets last night. One was
sold in Chino Hills, California, outside Los Angeles, one was in Tennessee,
and one in Florida. http://bit.ly/1Pd07ykEmployees caught doing hair in Waffle House kitchen.
Republican South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley was tapped to give the official
Republican response to the State of the Union. http://bit.ly/1Pb3rtJPresident Obama urges nation not to fear future. http://wapo.st/22Z3nrvwaLuchador-style logo could've replaced a logo that critics say is an image that
is aggressive towards Native Americans. http://bit.ly/1PrfXWq If you're sick, your coworkers WANT you to stay home, even if it means more
work for them. http://usat.ly/22ZaAaTusA woman in Florida was going through old photos on Friday, and saw one where
her fiancé had given the SAME engagement ring to an old girlfriend. http://bit.ly/1P2uvlcA guy tells two robbers to come back tomorrow . . . so they leave and get arrested. http://bit.ly/1RP8DZp