Wednesday, Sugust 26, 2015
It's less clear, however, whether 3D printing will be able to change the drug industry in quite the way this technology is predicted to shape other fields.
A company just started selling a Halloween costume called the "Lion Killer Dentist." It comes with a blood-splattered shirt and gloves, and a fake severed lion's head. It's $60, with 15% of proceeds going to a wildlife foundation. http://time.com/4010679/cecil-the-lion-halloween-costume /
A woman in Florida was furious when her grandkids came home with lice last week, and blamed her daughter's boyfriend for giving it to them. So she called a HITMAN, and asked him to KILL the boyfriend. But he told the cops, and the woman was arrested. http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20150824/NEWS/150829736/101040?Title=Police-Woman-wanted-daughter-s-homeless-boyfriend-killed-
Tuesday August 25, 2015
AMC's latest zombie drama, Fear the Walking Dead, is a hit.
The Walking Dead companion series gathered 10.1 million viewers Sunday, making it the most-watched series premiere in cable TV history. http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2015/08/24/fear-walking-dead-sets-cable-record/32287287/
With many big cities upping the minimum wage, restaurant owners have to contend with higher labor costs—which has led some to abandon the practice of tipping in favor of raising menu prices or adding a mandatory service fee. http://www.newser.com/story/211801/why-an-nyc-restaurant-pays-servers-25-an-hour.html
Two Iowa men were arrested after making threats online and bringing weapons to a Pokemon tournament in Boston. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/men-competing-in-boston-pokemon-championship-bring-guns-to-event-cops-say_55db1619e4b0a40aa3ab525c?utm_hp_ref=crime&kvcommref=mostpopular
Monday, August 24, 2015
-A 43-year-old guy in Scotland who lost his genitals in a horrific childhood accident just received a miracle. Doctors were able to give him a BIONIC PENIS that's eight inches . . . and can do everything that normal junk can do. He can even get a woman pregnant with it.
A Jeb Bush-supporting Super Pac has issued a campaign leaflet that appears to show the Republican presidential candidate with one white hand and one black. http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/22/jeb-bush-super-pac-photo-iowa
The gunman accused of attempting mass-murder on a French train is apparently "dumbfounded" that people are taking him for an Islamic terrorist. http://www.newser.com/story/211759/france-train-gunman-dumbfounded-by-terrorist-claim.html
According to the official Social Security Administration list of the most popular baby names in America in 2014, a couple hundred Star Wars nerds have opted for the name Anakin as their choice baby name, ranking it No. 957 of 1,000. Naturally, Darth would have been too on the nose. http://mashable.com/2015/08/22/darth-vader-baby-name/
Friday!!!! August 21, 2015
Daytona Beach, Florida, approved a measure Wednesday that will allow the opening of a 12-lane gun range connected to a booze-filled restaurant. Commissioners were "leery" at first, because alcohol and guns don't mix, but they came around to the idea, according to the Daytona Beach News-Journal.
rA 21-year-old in St. Louis crashed his car while he was running from the cops on Tuesday. And when they asked why he ran, he told them the woman he was CHEATING with was in the car, and he didn't want his girlfriend to find out. He's facing charges for felony flight and child endangerment, because there were also two kids in the car. http://fox2now.com/2015/08/18/high-speed-police-chase-ends-with-2-toddlers-found-in-the-back-seat/
The owner of the house from "The Goonies" is sick of all the fans who come to check it out. She put up blue tarps covering the house, and has signs demanding privacy. One says, quote, "Most [visitors] are kind, fun and welcome. But many are not." It's the house where Chunk did the Truffle Shuffle. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/the-goonies-house-astoria-2?select=Y6ytKDOFZzDaZqOD1LGFVg
Thursday, August 20, 2015
It looks like JOSH DUGGAR is one of the "victims" of the AshleyMadison.com hack. According to the website Gawker, Josh spent about $1,000 on two separate accounts between 2013 and May of this year.
A 51 year-old guy in Georgia had a date with a hot chick HALF his age last month . . . but he had his six-year-old son for the weekend. So he brought him to the date and left him in the car. The kid got scared and called his mom, who called 911. The dad AND his hot date were arrested for reckless conduct. http://abcnews.go.com/US/year-left-car-fathers-dinner-date-police/story?id=33172827
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
Friday using a 12-inch machete. But the owner had a much BIGGER sword, and the guys ran away. The cops are still looking for them.
INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. (Aug. 18, 2015)— FOX59 has confirmed Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesman, is expected to plead guilty to possession of child pornography charges.
A woman in Florida was busted earlier this month for shoplifting a bunch of frozen CLAMS by shoving them down her PANTS. She got caught, and she was arrested for retail theft. We assume the clams were NOT put back on the shelf. http://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-stole-clams-from-publix-stuffed-them-in-pants-palm-bay-police-say/34764990
Tuesday August 18, 2015
Texas woman's for sale sign targets neighbor
An Australian couple awoke shortly before 2 a.m. on Monday to discover a naked stranger snoozing alongside them in bed, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/couple-awakes-to-find-naked-intruder-with-them-in-bed_55d236d1e4b0ab468d9e028d?hpweird=y&kvcommref=mostpopular
Hate your breasts? You’re not alone. We grilled our readers to find out how they feel about their boobs – and everyone else’s... http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/style/3am-fashion-celebrity-beauty/great-british-boob-survey-find-6252703
A guy in Colombia recently tried to put his JUNK through four metal rings on his SHOWER CURTAIN . . . but got stuck. Doctors didn't have the power tools to cut through the rings, so they brought in the fire department . . . who needed more than an hour to carefully cut them off. The guy is still in the hospital recovering.
Japanese police have arrested a man accused of bursting into a lawyer's office and cutting off his penis with garden shears before flushing it down a toilet. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3196341/Japanese-boxer-24-bursts-lawyer-s-office-cuts-42-year-old-man-s-penis-garden-shears-flushes-organ-toilet-discovering-wife-s-affair.html
According to a new study, 56 percent of Americans (135 million) have not taken a vacation in 12 months. https://www.yahoo.com/travel/havent-vacationed-in-a-year-neither-have-135-126534692042.html
Own The Rights To The Offspring’s Columbia Catalog For Just $35M http://www.stereogum.com/1823874/own-the-rights-to-the-offsprings-columbia-catalog-for-just-35m/news/
Thursday, August 13, 2015
A 55-year-old guy in South Carolina shoplifted some steaks from a grocery store on Tuesday . . . by shoving them into his COLOSTOMY BAG. They were in their packages, but that's still REALLY gross. He was arrested for shoplifting . . . and there's no word on what happened to the steaks.
A 58-year-old guy in Pennsylvania got some Big Macs early yesterday morning, and his 47-year-old brother wanted him to save one. But the older brother ate ALL THREE Big Macs . . . so his younger brother destroyed their place and punched him in the face. He was arrested for assault. http://www.observer-reporter.com/article/20150812/NEWS01/150819865
The 60-year-old president of a small college in Florida got carjacked on Sunday, and told the cops that two female "friends" in their early 20's did it. Then he revealed that one of them was named "Luscious" . . . and the cops immediately realized she was really a HOOKER. http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20150810/NEWS/150819967/101040?tc=ar
Denver police officer allegedly assaulted his fiancee—who is also a Denver officer—because he thought she was cheating on him with a firefighter. http://www.newser.com/story/211238/police-cop-assaulted-cop-fiancee-over-her-t-shirt.html
Wednesday , August 13, 2015
According to a new survey, women say CHUBBY guys are the best in bed. Because they're more eager to please. Athletic and muscular men came in second, and tall men came in third.
There's a 71-year-old guy in Alabama who's going through a divorce, and his wife allegedly made a SEX TAPE with another man. That man is the 74-year-old MAYOR of the town. So the guy beat up the mayor with a baseball bat on Saturday, and now he's in custody. http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/08/71-year- old_beat_man_with_base.html
KFC just introduced pink buns for a new chicken sandwich in China. The promotional photos make them look like a bright pink bubblegum color. But in the photos people have been posting online, it's more like a muted, sickly Pepto-Bismol color. http://mashable.com/2015/08/11/kfc-china-pink-burger-bun/
A 20-year-old in Switzerland wasn't happy with his $245,000 Ferrari last year, and he paid his friends to set it on FIRE . . . so he could collect the insurance money and buy a new one. But they got caught, and the friends were just sentenced to 14 to 16 months in prison. He only got probation. http://www.20min.ch/ro/news/suisse/story/Un-Suisse-br-le-sa-Ferrari-pour-s-en-payer-une-autre-30824063
Did you ever read a William Shakespeare play or sonnet in high school and think, “What was this guy smoking?” It turns out, the answer is weed.
A study has revealed the top 20 traditional skills that are dying out in a world of convenience and technology. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3189806/Why-ve-forgotten-knit-use-Wi-Fi-Study-reveals-20-traditional-skills-dying-world-technology-convenience.html
Monday, August 10, 2015
A guy shoplifted from a Walmart in Illinois last week, but his getaway car went missing . . . because it had been REPOSSESSED. He took off on foot, but the cops arrested him by the side of the road
.Everyone's Doing It, and It May Be Good for You
NEW STUDY SHOWS CORRELATION BETWEEN SEXTING AND OVERALL SEXUAL SATISFACTION http://www.newser.com/story/211020/sexting-everyones-doing-it-and-it-may-be-good-for-you.html
Friday !!!! August 7, 2015
Donald Trump isn't only leading the Republican polls for president, he also led in airtime Thursday night at the party's first debate of the 2016 election cycle.
A guy in Alabama was just arrested for bestiality when he accidentally butt dialed a friend . . . while he was having sex with a dog. The call went to voicemail, and the friend sent the recording to the cops.
Jeb Bush wants to sell You a $75 guacamole bowl.
A guy in Algeria just sued his wife one day into their marriage . . . after he saw her without MAKEUP for the first time. He says she looked so different he didn't recognize her, so he wants $20,000 in damages. http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/crazy-world/groom-sues-bride-for-not-looking-pretty-without-make-up-2015-08-03-1.598962
Wednesday August 5, 2015
Three men were arrested for stockpiling weapons, because they feared feared Martial Law in US
A Taco Bell employee in Iowa was busted yesterday morning when the cops found he'd set up a METH LAB in the bathroom. He and a friend were arrested after they left a few traces behind, and Taco Bell says he's been fired. http://www.kcrg.com/subject/news/public-safety/suspected-meth-lab-under-investigation-at-cedar-rapids-taco-bell-20150804
There's a 26-year-old woman in Northern Ireland who's going blind because she spent the past several years drinking 28 cans of Red Bull a DAY. She gained weight, developed a condition that made her brain swell up, and that stopped her optic nerve from working. But she may be able to reverse it with diet and surgery.
Keer, a textile company based in Hangzhou, recently opened a cotton mill in South Carolina's Lancaster County. http://www.newser.com/story/210750/chinas-latest-factory-jobs-go-to-south-carolina.html
Monday, August 3, 2015
A guy in Nebraska tried to wake his wife up to have sex a few weeks ago, but she turned him down. So . . . he set their HOUSE on fire. Fortunately no one was hurt, and he's looking at 50 years in prison for arson.
Researchers from Toronto wanted to see if a ROBOT could hitchhike across America. So they put it by the side of the road in Boston two weeks ago. Unfortunately it ended up in Philly this weekend, where it was DECAPITATED. http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/hitchhiking-robot-lasts-just-two-weeks-in-us-because-hu-1721544551
Bobby Brown's sister Leolah Brown was kicked out of Bobby Kristina's funeral over the weekend, after flipping out on Pat Houston. Outside, she told reporters, quote, "It was wonderful until Pat started speaking and I didn't like that, so I left. I just told her that Whitney was going to haunt her from the grave." After a few minutes, she was allowed to re-enter. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3180754/How-Pat-Houston-s-Sweet-Sixteen-themed-funeral-Bobbi-Kristina-dispute-20m-inheritance-dividing-family-Dionne-Warwick-threatening-BOYCOTT-ceremony.html
Out Burger last year, and found two blue PILLS at the bottom of his cup. They turned out to be METH, so now he's suing. But In-N-Out says the suit is baseless . . . basically, they're suggesting HE put the meth there. http://www.foodworldnews.com/articles/29826/20150801/in-n-out-shake-this-l-a-man-claims-milkshake-went-full-breaking-bad-getting-meth-served-at-burger-joint.htm
Friday!!!! July 31, 2015
guy in England called the cops recently, because he was mad his girlfriend let her CAT eat his BACON. She explained it wasn't a police issue, and as far as we know he wasn't arrested for making the call.
Destination America will broadcast an EXORCISM . . . live. They won't be exorcising a person, but a HOUSE in suburban St. Louis. The house was the site of a supposed exorcism in 1949, that went on to inspire the movie, "The Exorcist". http://www.tennesseewraithchasers.com/
A guy in North Carolina was about to propose to his girlfriend at a restaurant on Monday, but a ROBBER busted in before he could ask. So he jumped up, put the robber in a choke hold, and knocked him out. Then he took his girlfriend to a park and proposed there . . . and she said yes. http://www.wcnc.com/story/news/2015/07/28/employee-customer-and-police-officer-stop-robbery/30781227/
A guy in England realized a burglar was setting up a ladder outside his window Tuesday night. So he called the cops, then reached out the window . . . grabbed the ladder . . . and pulled it inside while the guy's back was turned. Police are still looking for him. http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/man-drags-burglars-ladders-through-9755254
An 81-year-old guy in Connecticut stripped naked last month, went into his backyard, and humped a BUSH. But one of his neighbors recorded him, and sent the video to the cops. He was just arrested for public indecency and breach of peace.
A 31-year-old guy in Indiana asked his mom if he could move home on Friday, and she told him no . . . he should go get a JOB. So he flipped out and ATTACKED her. He was arrested for aggravated battery. http://www.thestarpress.com/story/news/crime/2015/07/27/police-man-choked-threatened-mother/30748119/
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER has a reputation as a tough guy, but even he doesn't get why that Minnesota dentist felt the need to pay $55,000 to have some African locals lure a protected lion out of a park, so he could kill it . https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/626445626830499841
A 37-year-old woman in Minnesota ended an argument with her boyfriend recently by RUNNING HIM OVER. Then she got out, APOLOGIZED, and fled the scene. So a judge sentenced her to 283 days in jail, plus six years of probation. http://www.grandforksherald.com/news/crime-and-courts/3804135-minnesota-woman-runs-over-boyfriend-stops-apologize-leaves-scene
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
Police in Washington just caught a fugitive after he got himself a role in a low-budget HORROR MOVIE . . . and the local newspaper did a story about it where they used his picture and his name. The cops arrested him JUST after the film wrapped as he was leaving the set .
Two new studies just found that BAD kids grow up to be pretty successful adults. https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/disobedient-children-make-more-money-as-adults-125180564942.html
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Johanna Cassimore was barred July 13 by a New Jersey judge from entering any Walmart, but she called the ruling "stupid" and said she already defied it.
A creepy clown in bright yellow pants waved to people passing a Chicago graveyard earlier this month. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/creepy-chicago-clown-scales-cemetery-gate-article-1.2305104
DISTURBED has a song about marijuana called "Fire It Up" on their upcoming album. Singer DAVID DRAIMAN says, quote, "95% of the songs I've written in my life, I've written them while high . . . it helps me be able to perceive everything a little bit more clearly. http://www.revolvermag.com/news/interview-disturbeds-david-draiman-talks-new-album-getting-back-together-and-marijuana.html
Police arrested a Wayne resident Sunday on various drug possession charges and carrying a loaded firearm, according to Capt. Laurence Martin. http://www.northjersey.com/news/crime-and-courts/wayne-police-nab-local-resident-on-gun-drug-charges-1.1378492
A guy in Vermont got a DUI on Sunday. Then while the cop was talking to him, his friend put the car in reverse . . . crossed two lanes of traffic . . . almost plowed into the cop car . . . and HE got a DUI too. http://vtstatepolice.blogspot.com/2015/07/press-release-dui-possession-cocaine.html
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
An 18-year-old guy in Alabama was having trouble with his girlfriend on Thursday, and decided to work things out by having his mom call his girlfriend's parents and talk to them. She wouldn't do it, so he started killing one of her chickens every 15 minutes until she DID. He killed six before the cops arrested him.
An 18-year-old girl in Florida found her mom's WEED on Sunday night, and started flushing it down the toilet. But her mom caught her, started screaming at her, then SLAPPED her. So she was arrested for domestic battery. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/mom-hit-daughter-who-flushed-her-pot-098523
NBC fired DONALD TRUMP over the anti-Mexico stuff he said in his campaign announcement. They're ditching both the Miss USA pageant and "Celebrity Apprentice". Trump didn't back down though. In addition to standing by his comments, he called NBC "weak" and threatened them with a lawsuit. http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/29/media/donald-trump-nbc-ends-relationship/index.html
A man in West Virginia wouldn't pay his water bill recently, because he claimed his service had been shut off. The guy who owned the water company was furious, so his 39-year-old daughter and her 20-year-old son went to the man's house last week and BEAT HIM UP. They were both arrested. http://www.wchstv.com/news/features/eyewitness-news/stories/WV-Woman-And-Son-Beat-Man-Who-Didn-39-t-Pay-Bill-154907.shtml#.VZKRWvlVhBd
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Actor Jake Lloyd lead police on a high-speed chase . . . he also attacked his own mother. http://www.tmz.com/2015/06/23/jake-lloyd-star-wars-schizophrenia-assaulted-police-report-beats-mother/#ixzz3dvoYsjmG
Online retailers eBay and Amazon on Tuesday announced they're banning the sale of Confederate flag merchandise, following in the footsteps of their brick-and-mortar counterparts, Walmart and Sears, which announced a similar move on Monday. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/06/23/ebay-decides-to-ban-the-confederate-flag-too/
A couple in Ohio got pulled over on Saturday for driving naked, eating pizza, and drinking beer. They were both arrested, and the guy peed in the back of the police car. http://www.wxyz.com/news/local-news/ohio-woman-accused-of-driving-naked-while-eating-pizza-arrested-for-dui
A guy in Indiana was standing in the parking lot of a bar on Saturday night, dancing by himself and LICKING A TOAD. The cops made him leave, but he came back a few minutes later licking a NEW toad, and was arrested for trespassing. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/toad-licker-locked-up-086431
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
JAKE GYLLENHAAL gave a strange interview, where he tried to describe his approach to acting by saying that since we are "like 90% water," we are "affected by the moon when it's full," just like the ocean. So if you spend time in the real-life environment of the character you're playing, it's more real. Or something.
Clint Eastwood has picked his next project as a director—the story of how Capt. Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger landed his US Airways plane safely in the Hudson River in 2009. http://www.newser.com/story/207711/eastwood-to-direct-captain-sully-biopic.html
The second part of the "Today" show's interview with TRACY MORGAN aired yesterday. Tracy said he doesn't know how he'll be funny again, but he vowed to make it back for the fans. VIDEO
A woman shoplifted three phone chargers from a Rite Aid in Connecticut on Sunday, and replaced them on the shelf with a pile of her POOP. She also wiped herself using some tissues and left those on another shelf. The cops caught her before she left the store and she was arrested. http://www.nhregister.com/general-news/20150601/pd-shoplifter-took-350-in-goods-left-feces-at-middletown-store
The hot new social media trend is the "Hold a Coke With Your Boobs Challenge." Women are posing with a can or bottle of Coke between their breasts, to raise awareness for breast cancer. And, well, to show off. http://jezebel.com/holding-a-coke-with-your-boobs-isnt-going-to-help-anyon-1708458980
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
BRUCE JENNER is no more. "Vanity Fair" introduced the world to CAITLYN JENNER yesterday, when they released their cover photo of her. She had facial-feminization surgery in March, but has yet to undergo gender reassignment. And for the record, her cup size is 38B.
Friday May 29, 2015
American actors Clint Eastwood, Adam West, Burt Reynolds, and even Dick Van Dyke were all approached to succeed Sean Connery as James Bond, but it didn't work out for one reason or another. Mel Gibson also wanted the part in the '80s, but he was deemed too short.
A woman in Michigan ordered an ice cream cone last weekend, but apparently the employee didn't put enough sprinkles on it. So she started SCREAMING at him, then tried to hit her friend for trying to calm her down. The cops showed up, but the employee ultimately decided not to press. charges. http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2015/05/ice_cream_sprinkles_cause_of_r.html
Bob Saget will return as Danny Tanner for Full House reboot http://www.theverge.com/2015/5/29/8685217/bob-saget-fuller-house-netflix-reboot
SANDRA BULLOCK talked about the "Magic Mike XXL" trailer yesterday, and said it makes her OVULATE. Quote, "It's weird. You think you're a strong woman, 'I can think for myself. I've got my own business, I'm a mom.' Uhhh . . . it just happens.
Some people in Nashville are getting annoyed with aging rock stars who try their hand at country music. CLAY WALKER is ticked off by the whole thing. And WILL HOGE even coined a name for it. He calls the trend "Carpetbagger Country". https://twitter.com/WillHoge/status/596337717069225984
Last year, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER raised money for after-school programs by auctioning off chances to ride around in a tank with him and crush stuff. Well, he's doing it again, but he's upping the ante. http://www.omaze.com/experiences/arnold-schwarzenegger-2
British Airways flight to Dubai was forced to return to London due to a foul odour emanating from an overflowing toilet.