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Friday May 29, 2015

 American actors Clint Eastwood, Adam West, Burt Reynolds, and even Dick Van Dyke were all approached to succeed Sean Connery as James Bond, but it didn't work out for one reason or another.  Mel Gibson also wanted the part in the '80s, but he was deemed too short.http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/05/5-americans-who-could-have-played-james-bond/5/
A woman in Michigan ordered an ice cream cone last weekend, but apparently the employee didn't put enough sprinkles on it.  So she started SCREAMING at him, then tried to hit her friend for trying to calm her down.  The cops showed up, but the employee ultimately decided not to press. charges.http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2015/05/ice_cream_sprinkles_cause_of_r.html
Bob Saget will return as Danny Tanner for Full House reboothttp://www.theverge.com/2015/5/29/8685217/bob-saget-fuller-house-netflix-reboot

Thur May 28, 2015

There's a 20-year-old in North Carolina whose real name is Notorious Neal, and he was arrested on Sunday for stealing.  He's already been convicted of two crimes in the past.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/larceny/cops-arrest-notorious-neal-564932
A woman at a Memorial Day barbecue got into an argument with another woman over the LAST RIB on Sunday.  It escalated, and she STABBED her in the EYE.  Fortunately she didn't make much contact, and didn't cause a lot of damage . . . but she was arrested.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/indiana-rib-stabbing-675930

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

The big new social media trend is called the "Charlie Charlie Challenge."  You put two pencils together to form a cross, and try to summon a Mexican demon by saying, "Charlie, Charlie, are you here?"  Then if the pencils move, people FREAK out.  Of course the pencils probably rolled on their own, but whatever.http://www.mtv.com/news/2168925/charlie-charlie-challenge/
TLC has pulled "19 Kids and Counting" from its schedule, thanks to the new revelation that 27-year-old JOSH DUGGAR molested five underage girls when he was a teenager, including his own sisters.http://www.etonline.com/news/165028_mama_june_shannon_reacts_to_tlc_pulling_19_kids_and_counting/
A new study found the most uniquely popular food in all 50 states.  Some of the notable ones are:  Maple syrup in Vermont . . . crawfish in Louisiana . . . fried green tomatoes in Alabama . . . chicken cheesesteaks in Pennsylvania . . . and bottle service in Nevada.https://www.mapbox.com/labs/foursquare/statetastes/#GA
 A woman in Colorado worked as a bookkeeper for an excavation company for the past few years and embezzled more than $23,000.  And she used at least $10,000 of that to pay for calls to PSYCHIC HOTLINES.  The police have been investigating her since October, and they just arrested her for felony theft.http://www.steamboattoday.com/news/2015/may/21/steamboat-business-claims-woman-stole-more-10000-p/
 A 30-year-old woman who works at a bowling alley in Illinois called the cops last Thursday, and said someone bashed her in the head with a bowling ball and stole $2,100.  But the security footage clearly showed her hitting HERSELF with the ball.  So she admitted she stole the money, and blew it on the bowling alley's slot machines.http://herald-review.com/news/local/woman-hits-self-with-bowling-ball-as-cover-for-robbery/article_00978ec8-00bb-11e5-bb00-770707a39bd1.html
A British farmer says music doubles the size of the eggs her chickens lay.  She plays them a little bit of everything, including classical and MARIAH CAREY.  But they're partial to MOTORHEAD.  Quote, "They seem fascinated by it all . . . [But] a bit of 'Ace of Spades' is probably their favorite."http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/heavy-metal-loving-chickens-lay-monster-sized/story-26538581-detail/story.html#ixzz3bFp3Xr31

Friday May 22, 2015

A guy in North Carolina was supposed to fly to Jamaica on Wednesday, but his flight on U.S. Airways was overbooked and he got bumped.  So he yelled at the staff . . . then got really quiet . . . and finally stripped completely nude.  The cops came and took him away, but they wound up not filing any charges.http://www.wbtv.com/story/29117890/witness-man-angry-about-overbooked-flight-strips-naked-in-airport?clienttype=generic 
A new survey on Memorial Day spending is out, and the average person will spend a total of $225 on three things . . . food, booze, and DEALS. http://www.prweb.com/releases/2015/05/prweb12732326.htm

Thursday May 21, 2015

The U.S. government this week is releasing the list of English-language texts that were recovered from Osama bin Laden’s Pakistan compound after the U.S. raid that killed the al-Qaeda leader in 2011.http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/us-releases-contents-of-bin-ladens-english-language-bookshel#.abmqp22pP

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

 There's a new cell phone called the Light Phone that's really small, really thin, and all it does is make and receive calls.  It works like a prepaid phone, so you load it with minutes, and you can even forward calls to it from your regular phone.  It's on Kickstarter for $100, but it won't be ready to ship for another year.
A guy in Florida got mad at his cousin last week because, according to the police report, quote, "he did not agree with the way she was cooking hard boiled eggs."  He wound up shoving her into a dresser, and he was arrested for felony battery.
SANDRA BULLOCK talked about the "Magic Mike XXL" trailer yesterday, and said it makes her OVULATE.  Quote, "It's weird.  You think you're a strong woman, 'I can think for myself.  I've got my own business, I'm a mom.'  Uhhh . . . it just happens.
 Some people in Nashville are getting annoyed with aging rock stars who try their hand at country music.  CLAY WALKER is ticked off by the whole thing.  And WILL HOGE even coined a name for it.  He calls the trend "Carpetbagger Country".https://twitter.com/WillHoge/status/596337717069225984
Last year, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER raised money for after-school programs by auctioning off chances to ride around in a tank with him and crush stuff.  Well, he's doing it again, but he's upping the ante.http://www.omaze.com/experiences/arnold-schwarzenegger-2
British Airways flight to Dubai was forced to return to London due to a foul odour emanating from an overflowing toilet.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2994583/British-Airways-flight-Dubai-forced-return-Heathrow-Airport-foul-odour-toilet.html

Monday, May 18, 2015

Motorcycle gangs turned a restaurant into "Shooting Gallery'.http://www.newser.com/story/207001/cops-100-detained-after-biker-bloodbath.html
 BILL COSBY answered questions about the rape allegations against him on Friday's "Nightline".  And his answers were mostly gibberish.  Like, quote, "I've been in this business 52 years.  I've never seen anything like this.  And reality is the situation.  And I, I can't speak."http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video/bill-cosby-breaks-silence-sexual-assault-allegations-31088681
A guy in his 70s was living in an assisted living home in Pennsylvania, but he could still drive.  Apparently he'd go out, buy liquor, sell it to the other residents at a profit, and use the money for HOOKERS.  He was busted earlier this year with one hiding under his bed, and lost his government housing subsidy.http://www.mcall.com/news/nationworld/pennsylvania/mc-montco-assisted-living-prostitute-booze-20150511-story.htm
Louis C.K.'s Saturday Night Live monologue has stirred up controversy.http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/louis-ck-monologue/2866689?onid=14862
 It was basically TAYLOR SWIFT Night at the "Billboard Music Awards".  She won nine awards and debuted her new video "Bad Blood", which has a ton of guest stars, including Selena Gomez, Jessica Alba, and Cindy Crawford.

Friday!! May 15, 2015

  ALAN THICKE'S wife suggested that she and her husband get down to his son ROBIN's song "Sex Therapy".  When he heard that, Robin Tweeted, quote, "Dad, I heard what you said . . . I need you to give back all of my music.  Immediately."http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/alan-thicke-has-sex-to-son-robin-thickes-music-loose-talk-2015145
 Blues legend B.B. KING died last night at his home in Vegas.  He was 89, and he'd been hospitalized a couple times recently for complications from high blood pressure and diabetes.  His most famous song was "The Thrill Is Gone" . . . he always played a Gibson guitar named 'Lucille' . . . and he won 15 Grammys.http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-32747861
A gynecologist in Jordan left his CELL PHONE inside a patient during a C-section last month.  The woman didn't realize what happened until she got home, and someone called the doctor . . . and the phone started VIBRATING.  Other surgeons removed it, and now the government is investigating.http://gulfnews.com/news/mena/jordan/jordanian-gynaecologist-leaves-cell-phone-in-patient-s-abdomen-1.1510190 

Thursday, May 14, 2015

SCOTT STAPP has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder.  And he says he's "lucky to be alive" after a psychotic break late last year that was brought on by drug and alcohol abuse.  These days he's in therapy, on meds for the bipolar, and in a 12-step program.  He says, quote, "I was out of my mind . . . Nothing is more important than my sobriety."http://www.people.com/article/scott-stapp-bipolar-disorder-creed-singer-talks
A woman in Australia just started a new service where she'll DUMP someone for you.  She charges around $4.50 for a text or email . . . $10 to call them . . . and $55 to sit down with them face-to-face.http://www.sorryitsover.com.au/

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

An Army vet in Georgia smashed a car window on Saturday to save an overheating dog.  So the owner got a citation . . . then she decided to PRESS CHARGES against the guy for breaking her window.  He was arrested for trespassing and could get up to a year in prison.http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/05/12/man-saves-dog-arrest/27174399/
TOM HARDY has been sober for 13 years, but he struggled with addictions to alcohol and crack cocaine when he was in his early- to mid-20s.https://nz.entertainment.yahoo.com/celebrity/news/a/27814438/tom-hardy-im-lucky-to-be-alive/

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Burt Reynolds made a rare public appearance over the weekend attending the Wizard World Comic Con in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, on Saturday.https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/burt-reynolds-makes-rare-public-appearance-at-comic-con-180845844.html
Fox is canceling "American Idol" after one final season.  The former judges and contestants will be invited back to pay tribute to the show . . . but the regular cast will be the same as this season, with Ryan Seacrest and judges Harry Connick Jr., Jennifer Lopez, and Keith Urban.http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/american-idol-ending-ryan-seacrest-jordin-sparks-celebrities-react-2015115
A 22-year-old guy was on a flight last week from England to Spain with a bunch of friends, and showed off his tattoo.  He's got Pinocchio tattooed on his groin . . . and his junk is Pinocchio's nose.  He says everyone on the plane thought it was funny, but the airline didn't think so . . . and they banned him for LIFE.http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/PINOCCHIO-PRIVATES-GOT-GROUNDED/story-26459135-detail/story.html
A 26-year-old woman in Illinois got drunk a few weeks ago . . . asked her boyfriend to take her into the bathroom at a Mexican place . . . started stripping . . . and told him she wanted to have sex.  When he turned her down, she slammed his head into the WALL.  She was arrested for domestic battery.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/el-burrito-loco-attack-908732

Monday, May 11, 2015

Police say a married Florida principal was caught in a car with a student and marijuana – and her shirt was unbuttoned.http://www.wspa.com/story/29013236/principal-arrested-after-police-find-her-in-a-car-with-student-marijuana
Morgan Freeman really,reallylikes weed.

Friday!!!!! May 8, 2015

The Internet LOST ITS MIND yesterday when SLASH said "never say never" to a GUNS N' ROSES reunion.  The thing is, he said absolutely nothing new . . . just that he'd be interested if everyone was cool with it and they did it for "the right reasons.http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/slash-of-guns-n-roses-on-conservation-message-behind-new-song/
A guy in Chicago robbed a Subway a few weeks ago . . . then took the cash and used it to buy a better sandwich across the street.  The cops caught him as he was finishing his food, and he was arrested.http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20150505/rogers-park/man-robs-subway-then-crosses-street-buy-sandwich-at-potbelly-police-say
JACKIE CHAN says he supports the death penalty for some drug offenses.  Which is interesting, because last year his 31-year-old son was arrested for possession and trafficking.  Jackie says, quote, "When you are hurting thousands and thousands of young children, I think these kind of people are useless."http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-32620313
A 37-year-old science teacher in Oregon used a coil to burn the phrase "I [Heart] Mom" into his students' arms for Mother's Day last week. http://www.statesmanjournal.com/story/news/2015/05/06/salem-teacher-arrested-after-experiment-burns-students/26955907/
Next year's "Captain America:  Civil War", will be LOADED with Marvel superheroes . . . including Iron Man, Black Widow, Hawkeye, the Vision, the Winter Soldier, Falcon, War Machine, Scarlet Witch, Ant-Man . . . and even Spider-Man will supposedly make an appearance.  But that hasn't been announced yet, because the new Spider-Man hasn't been cast.http://variety.com/2014/film/news/robert-downey-jr-to-join-captain-america-3-exclusive-1201312229/

Thursday, May 7, 2015

An off-duty cop in Maryland got into a bar fight on Cinco de Mayo, and bit off one of the other guy's TESTICLES.  He was arrested . . . there's no word on how the victim is doing.http://www.wbaltv.com/news/police-anne-arundel-county-police-officer-bites-mans-testicles/32841400?absolute=true&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=wbaltv11
A new study analyzed 17,000 songs from 1960 to 2010, and discovered that there were three significant revolutions in music . . . the British Invasion, the New Wave movement, and the rise of mainstream rap.  And the emergence of rap had the BIGGEST impact of the three.http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6554067/raps-impact-outweighs-beatles-study
MILEY CYRUS's boobs aren't just here to do the Devil's work.  They're doing God's work, too.  She says, quote, "When you have all eyes on you, what are you saying? . . . I know you're going to look at me more if my [boobs] are out, so look at me.  And then I'm going to tell you about my foundation for an hour and totally hustle you."http://www.happyhippies.org/

Wednesday, May 6th, 2013

 The US military says its seven-state Operation Jade Helm 15 this summer will be a training drill for special forces.http://www.newser.com/story/206304/texas-to-deploy-troops-to-monitor-us-military.html 
A new survey asked Americans what nationality is the SEXIEST.  Armenian women came in first . . . and you HAVE to think that's because of the Kardashians.  American women came in third.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/04/worlds-sexiest-people-armenians-irish_n_7205740.html 
Actress Ellen Albertini Dow died on Monday at the age of 101.  She was the old woman who nailed "Rapper's Delight" by The Sugarhill Gang in "The Wedding Singer".  She was 85 at the time.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Small Texas high school has notified parents that it was dealing with a chlamydia outbreak.
PRINCE WILLIAM and KATE MIDDLETON named their daughter Charlotte Elizabeth Diana.  Charlotte is a female version of Charles, as in her grandfather PRINCE CHARLES.  It's also the middle name of Kate's sister PIPPA.  Diana is obviously a nod to William's mother PRINCESS DIANA.  And Elizabeth is in honor of QUEEN ELIZABETH, the baby's great-grandmother. http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20910362_20920239_30330582,00.html
A maintenance supervisor at Baltimore's Department of Public Works was fired earlier this year for watching 39 hours of porn on the job . . . in a span of just two weeks.  He logged 82 hours at work during those two weeks . . . which means he spent 48% of his time watching porn.http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-ci-porn-firing-050215-20150503-story.html

Monday, May 4, 2015

89-year-old B.B. KING was briefly hospitalized last week, but he's since been released.  On Friday, a message posted on his website said, quote, "I'm in home hospice care at my residence in Las Vegas."  His daughter claims he suffered a mild heart attack.  And she's also accusing B.B.'s longtime manager of elder abuse and stealing tens of millions of dollars from him.http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/blues-legend-bb-king-reports-hospice-vegas-home-30743616
In the new documentary "I Am Big Bird", Big Bird puppeteer CAROLL SPINNEY says he was supposed to be on the Space Shuttle Challenger in 1986, but the costume wouldn't fit.  Which was lucky, since the shuttle blew up.  He also reveals that he shares a great-grandfather with PRESIDENT OBAMA.
 A 15-year-old kid broke into his high school last week to hack their computers and change his grades.  When he couldn't, he lit the computer lab on FIRE.  Fortunately the fire department put it out, and he was arrested.http://www.cbs46.com/story/28946558/student-sets-fire-in-computer-lab-after-failing-to-hack-school-computers
ADAM SANDLER's new Western "The Ridiculous Six" is facing even MORE criticism, less than two weeks after a dozen Native American actors walked off the set because the script was insensitive.  Now there's word that the makeup department is darkening people's skin to make them look more Native American.http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/may/04/adam-sandler-the-ridiculous-six-darkening-makeup-actors-netflix
Your beard might be as dirty as a toilet.  Scientists analyzed swabs of men's beards and found that some had serious amounts of FECAL BACTERIA in them.  So be careful if you touch your beard and then eat without washing your hands.http://www.koat.com/news/some-beards-as-dirty-as-toilets/32675046

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Mayweather vs Pacquiao Honey, I Shrunk The Fighthttp://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/what-time-mayweather-vs-pacquiao-5595072  http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/29/mini-floyd-mayweather-manny-pacquiao-fight-video/
Half of people have secretly checked their partner's Facebook . . . and one in five have gotten into an argument over what they found.  The main things they're looking for are:  Who their partner's talking to . . . what they've been doing . . . and seeing who they were out with.