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Tuesday, November 25, 2014


A guy in China was burning some trash near a cesspool of HUMAN WASTE this weekend, and his fire sparked the methane gas wafting off the cesspool.  It EXPLODED . . . and a giant geyser of POOP burst into the city and knocked down a building.  Fifteen people were injured, and three had to go to the hospital.https://uk.news.yahoo.com/exploding-excrement-topples-building-china-15-injured-110955897.html#ZEA890n
A grand jury in Missouri decided last night NOT to indict Officer Darren Wilson for shooting and killing 18-year-old Mike Brown in Ferguson back in August.  As expected, that led to scattered rioting, vandalism, gunshots, and tear gas.http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/24/justice/ferguson-grand-jury/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
A 21-year-old woman in New Hampshire and her boyfriend were playing Monopoly on Sunday night, and the game devolved into an argument like board games so often do.  But the woman ended up SLAPPING her boyfriend, and was arrested for assault.http://www.unionleader.com/article/20141124/NEWS03/141129536
A 32-year-old Union woman is accused of trying to poison her mother-in-law and a friend who lives with her.http://www.wyff4.com/news/usco-woman-tries-to-poison-motherinlaw-friend/29900320
A Guy Named Phuc Kieu Was Arrested For Watching Gay Porn Then Trying to Force Himself Onto Another Dude.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Phuc-Kieu-arrested-785432

Monday, November 24, 2014


Officials in a Polish town have opposed a proposition to name a playground after Winnie the Pooh—because of the bear's unclear gender and immodest clothing.
Hitler Painting Sells for $162,000 at an auction.http://www.newser.com/story/199020/hitler-painting-sells-for-162k.html
If you hate your boss, the best thing you can do is . . . let them know.  A new study found that if an employee and boss don't get along, they should acknowledge it.  You stop stressing, complaining, or wasting energy faking a relationship.  And it leads to the employee being more motivated and working harder.http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/11/141121102827.htm
A window washer in San Francisco fell 11 STORIES on Friday, and landed on a movihttp://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/11/22/miracle-or-just-plain-science-physicist-explains-why-sf-window-washer-survived-11-story-fall/ng car.  But somehow it absorbed his fall, and he SURVIVED.  The driver was okay too.

Friday, November 21, 2014


Four women came out yesterday with new accusations against BILL COSBY.  LOU FERRIGNO's wife says he tried to assault her at his house in 1967, but she got away.  An actress from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" says Bill forced himself on her in the green room of "The Tonight Show" in 1971.  And a nurse from Florida and a woman from Pittsburgh say he drugged and assaulted them.http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/woman-claims-bill-cosby-drugged-750832
 http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/11/20/local-woman-latest-to-come-forward-accusing-bill-cosby-of-being-sexual-predator/
 A 34-year-old guy in England tried to rob a grocery store last week by whipping out a PICTURE of a gun.  The employees weren't particularly intimidated and stalled the guy while they called the cops, and he was arrested.http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Staff-Tesco-near-Cambridge-receive-threats-kill/story-24553983-detail/story.html
A 43-year-old janitor in Iowa was cleaning a public library a few weeks ago, and stopped to look at PORN on one of their computers.  But then he panicked . . . and wound up STEALING the computer and destroying it.  The police easily traced it back to him, and he's been charged with theft.http://www.kcrg.com/subject/news/public-safety/crime/police-say-coralville-man-stole-computer-from-library-then-destroyed-it-20141121
 A couple in Springfield, Oregon left a strip club around 5:45 P.M. on Sunday, and started getting-it-on in their car . . . in plain view of passing cars, while parked directly in front of the local JAIL.  They're both facing charges for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.http://www.kval.com/news/local/Police-Couple-had-sex-in-car-parked-outside-jail-282953351.html

Tursday, November 20, 2014


Two guys in two different states were arrested for going through the Taco Bell drive thru drunk on Sunday.  One was a 33-year-old blue-haired dude on a bike who fought with cops after Taco Bell wouldn't serve him . . . the other was a police chief in Kentucky who passed out drunk in his car.http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/police-drunken-bicyclist-arrested-taco-bell-drive-/nh96t/
There's a 43-year-old guy in South Carolina who's 5-foot-5 and 350 pounds . . . so naturally when he went to Walmart on Tuesday, he was cruising around on a mobility scooter.  Unfortunately he used it to shoplift . . . by sitting on some STEAKS.  A security guard caught him, and he was arrested for shoplifting.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Walmart-motorized-scooter-steak-theft-573214
A guy in California had a job interview on Monday . . . but showed up DRUNK.  When the interviewer asked him about it, the guy got angry and STABBED him in the arm.  Then he ran off . . . but he left his job application behind, so the police tracked him down and arrested him.http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Applicant-Jose-Lopez-Stabs-Man-During-Job-Interview-Police-283015471.html   

Wednesday, November 19, 2014


A female student at a college in Australia was just busted for running a live online sex show . . . using the public computer in the school LIBRARY.  She wasn't expelled . . . instead, the school had her see a counselor and had the entire area of the library STEAM CLEANED.http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/newcastle-university-library-steam-cleaned-after-online-sex-show/story-fnjwmwrh-1227126777273
A 30-year-old guy in New Jersey was drunk on Friday, and decided to steal a BULLDOZER to drive home.  He wound up destroying signs, benches, a tree, and smashed into a car before the cops finally showed up and arrested him.http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/11/man_charged_with_drunk_driving_a_stolen_bulldozer_in_west_hudson_park.html#incart_river
A guy in Florida turned 44 on Sunday and he requested pancakes in bed . . . but his girlfriend made him birthday WAFFLES instead.  So he flipped out and wound up poking her in the eye.  He was arrested, and spent his entire birthday in JAIL.http://www.gainesville.com/article/20141117/ARTICLES/141119630/1182?Title=Birthday-breakfast-gone-wrong-results-in-Gainesville-man-s-arrest&tc=ar
A new study found that women who are on the Pill are more likely to be with less-attractive men . . . because their bodies aren't looking to reproduce.  But once a woman is OFF the Pill and she realizes she married a less attractive dude, she has less sexual satisfaction and less marriage satisfaction.A new study found that women who are on the Pill are more likely to be with less-attractive men . . . because their bodies aren't looking to reproduce.  But once a woman is OFF the Pill and she realizes she married a less attractive dude, she has less sexual satisfaction and less marriage satisfaction.http://www.livescience.com/48781-women-pill-men-attraction-satisfaction.html
A 30-year-old guy in New Jersey was drunk on Friday, and decided to steal a BULLDOZER to drive home.  He wound up destroying signs, benches, a tree, and smashed into a car before the cops finally showed up and arrested him.http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2014/11/man_charged_with_drunk_driving_a_stolen_bulldozer_in_west_hudson_park.html#incart_river
 

Tuesday, November 18, 2014


 A woman in California tried to steal some hair extensions last week, but got her shirt ripped off as she was trying to get away, and ran off in just a hot pink bra.  Police also have a clump of her REAL hair that was pulled out as she was escaping.http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2014/11/14/sacramento-police-searching-for-topless-thief-in-hair-heist/
If you've been unlucky in love lately, take heart:  If CHARLES MANSON can find himself a lady, so can you.  Charlie . . . an 80-year-old dirtbag who's been rotting away in prison for 45 years . . . is getting married.http://www.people.com/article/charles-manson-gets-marriage-license-prison
 A 30-year-old guy from Utah recently tried an experimental treatment to cure his leukemia . . . where doctors injected him with a deactivated version of HIV to attack his cancer cells.  And it WORKED.  Earlier this month, they said he's cancer free.  And out of 30 patients who had the treatment, 19 are currently in remission.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2830879/Is-HIV-cure-cancer-Married-father-one-30-leukemia-free-doctors-injected-virus-causes-AIDS-experimental-trial.html
 A new study figured out why you sometimes feel something special when you kiss someone for the first time . . . it's because the bacteria in your mouths are similar and compatible.  And you transfer 80 million bacteria for every 10 seconds of kissing.http://www.microbiomejournal.com/content/2/1/41

Monday, November 17,2014


 A guy posted a story online Saturday about how he's lactose intolerant, but ate some cheese . . . then decided to vacuum up his flatulence so the house wouldn't smell.  But the suction was too strong . . . he accidentally vacuumed his SPHINCTER out of his body . . . and needed emergency reconstructive surgery.http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2mdm6v/tifu_by_vacuuming_my_anus/ 
A 23-year-old student at Fresno State University in California broke into a barn last week . . . and had sex with a SHEEP.  Some other students heard strange noises, caught him in the act, called the cops, and he's been charged with sexual assault of an animal.  He says he did it because he was stressed about a midterm exam.http://abc7.com/news/fresno-state-student-sexually-assaults-sheep-police-say/396372/
A Charlotte mother is expressing concern after a class assignment she considers offensive was given to high school students. Some say it has racial undertones.http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/27378965/bootie-problem-at-cms-mom-says-offensive-question-went-too-far
 A 30-year-old woman and her 28-year-old boyfriend were at a strip club in Massachusetts last weekend . . . and started fondling each other while they watched the strippers.  They wouldn't stop when the bouncers told them, so the cops came.  But they STILL wouldn't leave, so they were arrested for disorderly conduct.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/strip-club-busts-687543
A guy in Arizona walked into a Taco Bell on Thursday night ON FIRE, and ordered a cup of WATER.  The manager at an Arby's next door put out the flames with a fire extinguisher, and he was taken to the hospital with severe burns on 90% of his body.  The cops think he was homeless, but they don't know how it happened.http://www.azfamily.com/news/Man-on-fire-runs-to-Phoenix-fast-food-restaurant-for-help-282665981.html
 

Friday, November 14, 2014


Apparently some women are now doing something called 'natural insemination' . . . hiring men for sex, just so they can get PREGNANT.  It's cheaper than artificial insemination, and there are guys who offer the service online . . . free of charge of course.http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/meet-men-sex-strangers-babies/story?id=26870643&singlePage=true
 "Cake Boss" star BUDDY VALASTRO was arrested for drunk driving at around 1:00 A.M. Thursday morning.  New York City Police pulled him over after they saw his yellow 2014 Corvette driving erratically.  He failed a field sobriety test, and they took him in.
  On Tuesday, a guy in a stolen car picked up a hitchhiker in Georgia . . . then got into a high-speed chase with police in Florida.  When they finally got stopped, the driver was arrested . . . but the HITCHHIKER was arrested TOO.  Turns out he was wanted for missing a court date after robbing someone.http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20141112/NEWS/141119827/1040?p=2&tc=pg
 A 22-year-old stripper in South Carolina was working around 2:00 A.M. yesterday when she got into a fight with a 24-year-old bartender at the strip club . . . and started BEATING her with a clear plastic high heel.  She wound up puncturing the bartender's scalp and could be looking at felony aggravated assault charges.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/strip-club-stiletto-assault-576432
   According to a new survey, 23% of men will spend less than an hour on their main Christmas shopping trip this year . . . and 3% will do it in TEN MINUTES.  To compare, only 12% of women said they'll spend less than an hour, and ZERO percent said they could do it in ten minutes or less.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2832287/How-men-Christmas-shop-three-hours-Poll-finds-two-thirds-buy-presents-time-3-manage-ten-minutes.html
 

Thursday, November 13,2014


The FBI busted America's most wanted cybercriminal a few years ago, then had the challenge of decrypting his hard drive.  And they managed to break in by guessing his password . . . because it was his CAT'S name.  He's in prison until 2020.http://gizmodo.com/the-fbi-s-most-wanted-cybercriminal-s-password-his-cat-1658074653
Probe That Landed on Comet May Not Be ecure.http://www.newser.com/story/198574/probe-that-landed-on-comet-may-not-be-secure.htm

Wednesday, November 12, 2014


 A 41-year-old woman in Georgia lost her debit card on Saturday, then went to a Family Dollar to get some aspirin.  She was in line behind a 32-year-old guy who tried to pay for a bunch of toys using HER card.  When she pointed out her PHOTO was on it, he took off.  But she called 911, and he was arrested.http://www.ajc.com/news/news/dekalb-woman-tracks-down-debit-card-thief/nh4rH/
BRET MICHAELS is dealing with even MORE health issues.  He recently had kidney surgery for a problem caused by his diabetes, and there were complications after he tried to perform through it.  He's been hospitalized six times over the past two weeks, and has had to postpone several shows . . . but apparently, he's on the mend now.http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/bret-michaels-kidney-surgery-hospitalized-times-weeks/story?id=26832890
There are already two women in California lined up outside Best Buy for their Thanksgiving sales.  They've been there since last Wednesday, and they say they'll hold their spot until Best Buy opens at 5:00 P.M. on Thanksgiving.http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/282268231.html
A 40-year-old woman in Texas had a rare condition that caused her breasts to grow to size 36-triple-N.  Her breasts weighed 15 pounds each, and she needed DUCT TAPE to keep them in place.  So she had breast reduction surgery in September to get down to a double-D .http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2014/11/07/a-rare-hormonal-condition-caused-her-breasts-to-balloon-surgery-was-the-answer/
Things like padded panties, butt surgeries and workouts to plump up the glutes are becoming bigger business than ever . . . and experts say it's because pop culture is currently infatuated with BOOTY.  One plastic surgeon says that when he asks patients whose butt they want, the most frequent answers are Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, and Jennifer Lopez.http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6312351/jennifer-lopez-nicki-minaj-booty-industry
   A 38-year-old woman in California claimed she was burned by McDonald's coffee in January of last year, and filed worker's comp claims.  But an investigation just found the photos she submitted of her burns weren't real . . . she used burn photos off her hospital's website.  So she's facing 21 felony counts for fraud.http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/11/10/mcdonalds-customer-arrested-for-bogus-coffee-burn-photos/

Tuesday, November 11, 2014


Two Girl Scouts in Maryland were selling Girl Scout Cookies this weekend, when an 18-year-old guy grabbed their wagon of cookies and ran off with it.  So they chased him down, yanked it back from him . . . then gave the cops his license plate number.  The cops tracked him down and he was arrested.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Girl-Scout-Cookies-thieves-caught-786543
A guy in China spent $82,000 to buy 99 iPhone 6s this past weekend, arranged them in a heart shape, and proposed to his girlfriend inside the heart.  Unfortunately for him, she said no.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Girl-Scout-Cookies-thieves-caught-786543
  A new study found 44% of people might be carrying around a virus that makes them DUMBER.  It's a virus that used to only affect algae, but a new study found it in humans . . . and those people did worse on intelligence tests than people without it.  So now researchers are trying to figure out how we got it and how to fight it.http://www.newsweek.com/american-researchers-discover-stupidity-virus-283319
The Church of Satan actually has a list of recommended films.  They include obvious choices like "Rosemary's Baby" . . . but also such films as "Citizen Kane", "Key Largo", "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", and Disney's "Fantasia"..http://io9.com/these-are-the-movies-recommended-by-the-church-of-satan-1655590027

 

Monday, November 10, 2014


In the last day or so, a specter of horrifying flavor has haunted the Internet. A student at Kent State University in Ohio posted a photo of a Mountain Dew taste test on Reddit. There were a few experimental flavors, and one of them was an orange-flavored confection. http://consumerist.com/2014/11/07/dorito-flavored-mountain-dew-really-exists-outside-of-your-nightmares/
An 18-year-old Walmart employee in South Carolina was just busted for theft after the security cameras caught him taking deodorant off the shelves in the store . . . USING IT . . . then putting the cap back on and putting it back on the shelves.  He'll be facing theft charges.http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/walmart-employee-caught-using-deodorant-and-returning-it-shelves

Friday, November 7, 2014


Police in Florida are hunting for a 30-year-old guy with no hands and no feet . . . who's ARMED and on the RUN.  They believe he shot and killed his parents on Tuesday, after splitting up with his wife and having financial troubles.http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-quad-amputee-sean-petrozzino-20141105-story.html
The procuring murder charges against AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd have been dropped.http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/10716815/AC-DC-drummer-Phil-Rudd-Procuring-murder-charge-dropped
A woman in California was shopping earlier this week when a young child started SCREAMING.  She says it was hurting her ears, so she asked the kid's mom if she could quiet him down.  The mom didn't . . . then followed the woman into the parking lot and PUNCHED her in the FACE.  Police are trying to track her down.http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/11/06/colma-shopper-attacked-after-telling-mom-to-calm-down-child-throwing-tantrum-natalie-bree-hajek-richardson-nordstrom-rack-punched-assault/

Thursday, November 6, 2014


 AC/DC drummer PHIL RUDD was arrested yesterday for attempting to hire a man to kill two other men.  There's no word who the intended victims are, or why Rudd wants them dead.  Rudd was also charged with possession of meth and pot.http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/10711053/AC-DC-drummer-Phil-Rudd-on-procuring-murder-charge
A 30-year-old bus driver in New York was finishing his shift on Tuesday afternoon when he spotted the 48-year-old guy who'd just slept with his WIFE.  So he pulled the bus over . . . got out . . . and STABBED the guy in the arm.  He was arrested, and the other guy was hospitalized.http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/bus-driver-stops-q52-knifes-love-rival-street-cops-article-1.1999584
A 39-year-old woman in California has been faking breast cancer and raising money through donations.  She raised at least $3,000 before she slipped up and posted that she had stage five cancer.  Cancer only goes up to stage four . . . the cops started investigating . . . and the woman was just arrested and charged with theft by false pretenses.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822049/Mother-three-faked-cancer-scam-thousands-dollars-discovered-claiming-stage-5-doesn-t-exist.html
An 18-year-old guy tried to rob a corner store in New York on Saturday.  And when the clerk stopped him from leaving, he fired up his lighter . . . sprayed some Axe Body Spray at it . . . and tried to make an improvised FLAME THROWER.  It didn't work, and he was arrested.http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20141105/williamsburg/man-tries-light-bodega-worker-on-fire-with-axe-body-spray-police-say

Wednesday, 5, 2014


 A guy in North Carolina got one of those $100 Olive Garden passes they were selling in September . . . it gave people seven weeks of unlimited food.  And he's been using it twice a day ever since.  He's eaten at Olive Garden 95 times so far, and will keep eating there for every meal until the pass ends on Sunday.http://myfox8.com/2014/11/03/burlington-man-eating-olive-garden-every-day-twice-a-day-for-seven-weeks/
Arnold Abbott, a 90-year-old homeless advocate was charged Sunday with breaking the law, but some would argue he was simply demonstrating an act of human kindness.http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/11/04/0-year-old-among-first-charged-under-fort-lauderdale-strict-rules-against/
A 48-year-old guy in Pennsylvania was mad on Halloween when his 36-year-old girlfriend wore a sexy French maid costume . . . and he wound up pulling the costume off and choking her.  A neighbor called the cops, and he was arrested.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/French-maid-costume-assault-786543
 

Tuesday, November 4, 2014


 A 43-year-old woman in Florida was pulled over on Saturday, and gave the cops her 22-year-old DAUGHTER'S name and birthday. She didn't LOOK 22, but she explained that she had a medical condition that made her AGE faster.  It didn't work, and she was arrested for driving on a suspended license and giving a false name.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/woman-claims-to-have-aging-disease-687543
 A guy in Canada named Jordan recently got dumped by his girlfriend . . . right before their trip around the world this December.  So now he's looking for someone with the same name as his ex to take the trip for FREE.  If your name is Elizabeth Gallagher, email Jordan at jaxani@gmail.com.http://www.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/2l3miz/are_you_named_elizabeth_gallagher_and_canadian/
 

Monday, November 3, 2014


 Two 30-year-old community organizers in Pennsylvania were coming home from a Stop the Violence rally last week when they saw a roommate they'd had some problems with.  So they JUMPED him and almost beat him to death.  He's in critical condition . . . they've been arrested and are facing several charges.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/30/anti-violence-beat-roommate_n_6075040.html
A 25-year-old woman in Australia was suspected of drug dealing, so the cops got a warrant to search her phone.  And they found proof she was a drug dealer . . . along with three videos of her having SEX WITH A DOG.  So she was arrested for drug trafficking, drug possession, and three counts of bestiality.http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/dog-sex-charges-after-videos-allegedly-found-on-womans-phone/story-fnn8dlfs-1227106382502?nk=04122876424a7512a64b1ab48ba36695
 

Halloween


  On Wednesday, a drug dealer in Alabama tried to hide from the cops in some weeds behind his house.  So they used his own DOG to track him down . . . by saying "go get him", like it was a game.  And it led them straight to where he was hiding.http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/10/30/dog-helps-alabama-police-arrest-owner-during-chase/
A woman in Montreal recently sued Google after she checked her address on Google Street View, and it showed her sitting outside in a low-cut top . . . with her CLEAVAGE on full display.  And a judge just awarded her over $2,000 in damages.
  https://gigaom.com/2014/10/29/google-must-pay-canadian-woman-2250-for-showing-her-cleavage-in-street-view/
A guy in Texas woke up on Monday night to find a random woman performing sexual favors on him.  Turns out it was his friend's 31-year-old WIFE . . . she'd broken into his house and was going to town on him.  But it's still sexual assault, even though it was a woman doing it to a man . . . and she was arrested.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/texas-woman-sexually-assaults-man-687432

Thursday, October 30, 2014


A 26-year-old in New York was dressed as a ZOMBIE last weekend, and got pulled over for drunk driving.  The cops let her out a few hours later . . . and she went RIGHT back to driving.  So they pulled her over again, and she got two DUIs in three hours.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/zombie-arrested-for-drunk-driving-687432
Two friends were out hunting and drinking in Montana on Sunday.  And when they got home, one of the guys started making sexual advances toward his friend . . . then wound up pulling a KNIFE when his friend turned him down.  He was arrested for felony assault with a weapon.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/hunting-assault-over-spurned-sexual-advances-687432 
A woman went to a pharmacy in Germany on Monday to buy a breast pump . . . and when the register was open she lifted up her shirt, whipped out one of her breasts, and started SPRAYING the cashier with breast milk.  Then she grabbed some money, sprayed a DIFFERENT cashier to grab MORE money, and took off.  The police are trying to track her down.http://www.thelocal.de/20141028/thief-squirts-her-breast-milk-to-steal-german-pharmacy-darmstadt
A new survey found the sexiest Halloween costumes for men and women.  For men, the top three are fireman, policeman, and superhero.  For women, the top three are Catwoman, cheerleader, and superhero.http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/sex/is-your-spouse-trick-or-cheating-this-halloween-552223.html
 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014


 There's a neighborhood in Florida that might cancel Halloween because they're overrun by WILD HOGS addicted to CANDY.  The hogs are huge and they've gotten hooked on human food . . . so the homeowners association is worried they'll attack kids trick-or-treating for their candy.http://gawker.com/ravenous-hogs-fiending-for-candy-may-force-town-to-canc-1651681251
 A new study found that facial hair makes men look SIGNIFICANTLY older.  Light stubble adds three years . . . a goatee adds four . . . a mustache adds five . . . and a thick beard adds 10.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2811015/DON-T-beard-like-Beckham-want-stay-looking-young-Research-shows-facial-hair-make-man-look-TEN-years-older.html 
A guy in Pennsylvania went to a Halloween party on Saturday as the yellow Teletubby.  Then around 2:00 A.M., he broke into a friend's place, grabbed Chinese leftovers out of the fridge, and dumped them in his man purse.  The cops got involved because he busted the door, but his friend decided not to press charges.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Teletubby-steals-Chinese-food-576321
A 51-year-old guy in Wales was arrested a few years ago for possession of bestiality porn . . . for a video that showed a woman having sex with a tiger.  But the charges were dropped once the police realized the tiger was actually a man dressed in a tiger costume.http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bus-driver-cleared-over-tiger-4515983
 

Tuesday, October 28, 2014


On Sunday, a guy in Colorado was backing out of his driveway when he dropped a lit cigarette down his shirt.http://www.9news.com/story/news/local/2014/10/26/man-drops-cigarette-runs-over-his-own-head/17963145/
A 45-year-old guy in Michigan was dressed as a zombie on Saturday . . . decided to scare drivers . . . and was promptly RUN OVER.  The driver kept going, and the police haven't tracked him down.  The guy was hospitalized with non-life threatening injuries.http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2014/10/man_dressed_as_zombie_struck_b.html
A 37-year-old woman in Maine was driving drunk after a Halloween party around 2:00 A.M. on Sunday . . . and when the cops pulled her over, she was in a full HELLO KITTY costume.  She was arrested for drunk driving.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-driving/hello-kitty-drunk-driving-908451 
A 33-year-old guy in Georgia was in an online relationship with a woman in Kentucky, and moved there last month to be with her.  But when he found out she didn't look like her profile photos . . . he CHOKED her and left.  The cops arrested him on his way back to Georgia, and he's been charged with assault.http://www.kentucky.com/2014/10/21/3492948_man-allegedly-assaulted-laurel.html?rh=1
 

Friday October 17, 2014


Last year, a guy in Michigan openly FONDLED himself in a McDonald's drive-thru . . . then went back a few minutes later to get more food, and did it AGAIN.  And the only reason he didn't get away the second time was because they called police . . . asked him to wait while they made some fresh fries for him . . . and he waited.  He just got two years' probation and has to go to rehab for sex offenders.http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2014/10/bay_city_sex_offender_gets_pro.html
Someone at a school in Florida saw a poisonous snake near a pop warner football practice last week.  Then two women got arrested after one of them said she had a gun, and the other tried to SHOOT the snake with it, but missed.  The first woman was arrested for having a concealed firearm on school property.  And the other was arrested for discharging a firearm on school grounds, which is a FELONY.http://www.newsherald.com/news/crime-public-safety/woman-shoots-at-snake-and-lands-in-jail-1.387442?tc=cr
 Three people in Houston were arrested recently after someone tried to mail them drugs . . . and accidentally put their NEIGHBOR'S address on the box.  Apparently the neighbor opened it, and called police.  Then after an anonymous tip, cops went to a nearby house, where they found $100,000 worth of drugs.http://www.chron.com/houston/article/Mistaken-package-delivery-leads-to-huge-Houston-5824565.php#photo-7003429