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Friday, December 19, 2014

Nebraska and Oklahoma—Colorado's neighbors to the northeast and southeast, respectively—are not happy about the pot-smoking going on in the Centennial State.http://drugs.gawker.com/nebraska-and-oklahoma-are-suing-colorado-over-pot-legal-1672882948/+laceydonohue
Police in northern Wyoming say a rifle discharged after a dog apparently stepped on it, injuring a 46-year-old man. Authorities say the bullet struck Richard L. Fipps of Sheridan in the arm on Monday http://www.newser.com/story/200194/dog-accidentally-shoots-owner.html
 Now U.S. Theaters Can't Even Show Team America: World Police.http://gawker.com/now-u-s-theaters-cant-even-show-team-america-world-po-1672867359

Thursday, December 18, 2014

The White House announced major changes to its policies toward Cuba yesterday.  It's still technically illegal to visit, but now there are 12 legal reasons you can travel there . . . from visiting family to doing business . . . and now you can legally bring $100 worth of Cuban cigars back.http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2014/12/17/cigars-rum-and-credit-cards-what-is-in-us-cuba-agreement/
A guy in a small town in Minnesota called the cops last week to report a crime . . . the police blotter says, quote, "he believes someone came into his house and changed the settings on his PlayStation 4."  There's no word on how the cops handled it, but we're thinking they did NOT launch a manhunt.http://kotaku.com/changed-ps4-settings-are-not-a-good-reason-to-call-the-1672237933/+marchman 
Sony has canceled the December 25th release of "The Interview" because of the threat from . . . well . . . NORTH KOREA!  Seriously . . . the U.S. has determined North Korea WAS behind the cyberattack on Sony, and they're calling it, quote, "far more destructive than any seen before on American soil."http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/17/obama-sony-hack_n_6344694.htm
lDerby the dog is winning new converts to the concept of 3D printing. Derby is a husky mix who was born last year with deformed front paws.http://www.newser.com/story/200128/dog-can-finally-run-thanks-to-3d-printed-legs.html

Wednesday, December, 17, 2014

SantaCon was in different cities around the country on Saturday . . . that's when people dress like Santa and go on a bar crawl.  And one guy in San Francisco used it as the PERFECT cover . . . he robbed a bank dressed as Santa, then slipped out and blended in with all the other Santas.  The police are trying to track him down.http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Crafty-crook-in-Santa-suit-robs-bank-during-5958670.php
A small town police chief in Oklahoma was about to drive drunk on Saturday night when a city council member tried to stop him.  So . . . the police chief tried to run the council member OVER.  He missed, and was arrested for drunk driving.http://kfor.com/2014/12/15/oklahoma-police-chief-arrested-for-allegedly-driving-patrol-car-drunk/
 eBay just released its list of the most popular Christmas toy in all 50 states this year.  A video game is number one in 19 states . . . Legos are number one in 10 different states . . . and "Frozen" toys are number one in four states.http://www.ebay.com/gds/Trending-Toys-for-the-Holidays-/10000000202393087/g.html

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

A recent survey found that the "most liked" celebrity of the year is Morgan Freeman.  Tom Hanks is second, followed by Sandra Bullock and Betty White.  1,100 people ages 13 to 49 were surveyed.http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/morgan-freeman-most-liked-celebrity-of-2014-according-to-just-released-survey-from-e-score-300009616.html
 A couple in Wyoming got into an argument on Saturday night, and the woman ended up biting off a chunk of her boyfriend's CHIN . . . including some of his beard hair . . . and hit him with a SpongeBob SquarePants snow shovel.  He needed a ton of stitches, and she's facing up to 10-and-a-half years in prison for felony aggravated assault.http://www.jhnewsandguide.com/jackson_hole_daily/local/argument-ends-in-face-biting-felony/article_be193ad3-60ef-5c3c-948e-52efaa5bb88d.html 
BILL COSBY's wife CAMILLE issued a statement calling her husband, quote, "a kind man, a generous man, a funny man, and a wonderful husband, father and friend."  She added, quote, "There appears to be no vetting of my husband's accusers before stories are published or aired."https://twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/544608377058656256
A couple in New Zealand got locked inside their keyless car recently, because they didn't have the keychain remote.  And they didn't realize there was a button on the door to unlock it manually.  So they sat in their garage for 13 HOURS until someone found them.  Paramedics say if they'd been there much longer, they might have died.http://www.odt.co.nz/regions/central-otago/327080/couple-close-death-after-night-stuck-keyless-car
The hackers who stole documents from Sony have released even more over the last several days.  Here's a quick rundown of the latest . . .

Monday, December 15, 2014

SYDNEY SIEGE: Gunman Takes Hostages in Australian Café .http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-15/martin-place-siege-hostages-flag-sydney-cafe-lindt/5967340
A 29-year-old guy in Iowa emailed University of Iowa students claiming to be a Victoria's Secret model scout, and told them to submit underwear photos.  And two women actually DID.  He was just arrested for identity theft and unauthorized computer access.http://qctimes.com/news/local/police-iowa-man-poses-as-victoria-s-secret-worker-to/article_b220f706-81f4-11e4-8298-c36f432785b1.html
 This is a terrifying thought:  MAMA JUNE and SUGAR BEAR from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" could make a million dollars or more . . . by DOING PORN.http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/1212%20Mama%20June%20Letter.pdf
A man watched in horror yesterday as his Labrador discovered a human leg on a Massachusetts beach.http://www.newser.com/story/199958/dog-walk-turns-up-human-remains.html

Friday, December 12,2014

A soldier returning home for the holidays to see his wife and newborn baby in Central is being kicked out of his wife's apartment after the landlord said he is overstaying the time allowed for visitors.http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/27610873/visiting-soldier-cant-stay-in-wifes-central-apartment-landlord-says 
Last week, a guy stole 12 industrial-sized heating units from the top of a strip mall in Delaware.  Then while police were setting up a press conference about it, he pulled up in the same car they'd seen in security footage.  Now he's facing charges for felony theft and criminal mischief.http://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/crime/2014/12/05/arrest-made-front-news-crew/19943755/
A 55-year-old woman in Tennessee was annoyed that a dog was chasing her cat on Wednesday . . . so she grabbed her gun and tried to SHOOT it.  But she accidentally shot HERSELF in the hand.  It looks like she won't be charged with a crime.http://www.dnj.com/story/news/crime/2014/12/10/mpd-woman-shoots-trying-shoot-dog/20193079/
Pot Farmer Can't Give His $14K Awayhttp://www.adweek.com/adfreak/agency-wants-you-become-christmas-tree-putting-ornaments-your-beard-161881
Apparently, a new trend this Christmas is putting tiny ornaments in your BEARD.  There's even a company selling ornaments specifically for beards . . . but they're SOLD OUT.http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/agency-wants-you-become-christmas-tree-putting-ornaments-your-beard-161881

Thursday, December 11, 2014

"Time" magazine chose people fighting Ebola as their 'Person of the Year,' for risking their lives to stop the epidemic before it could spread around the world.  Some of the runners-up were the Ferguson protesters and Vladimir Putin.
According to a new survey, 7% of people have DUMPED someone after an argument about whose family to spend Christmas with.  And 83% of people say they're looking forward to seeing their extended family this year . . . but 22% say they're DREADING seeing at least one of their parents.http://www.holidayautos.co.uk/blog/driving-home-christmas-isnt-favourite-festive-road-trip-tune-six-things-youd-never-guess-season-jolly/ 
A man convicted of sex crimes with a lengthy rap sheet is now a multi-millionaire after he won $3 million as a Scratch-Off prize in Florida.http://www.holidayautos.co.uk/blog/driving-home-christmas-isnt-favourite-festive-road-trip-tune-six-things-youd-never-guess-season-jolly/
After falling victim to thieves who swiped packages off their front porch several times, they decided to teach them a lesson, with a package filled with poop.http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/27599596/dc-homeowners-leave-stinky-package-for

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

 Police in New Jersey are hunting for a guy who's been stealing BREAST PUMPS . . . and ONLY breast pumps.  He's hit two different locations . . . we assume his plan is to resell them.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/New-Jersey-breast-pump-thief-786543
An annual study looked into how much Santa Claus should get PAID for his work, and it came out to $139,924.  That's based on the hourly salaries for all the jobs he does . . . including being an industrial engineer, running his workshop, and being a pilot, chimney sweep, and shipping and receiving clerk on Christmas Eve.https://globenewswire.com/news-release/2014/12/08/689413/10111390/en/Santa-should-make-139-924-this-year-according-to-Insure-com-s-annual-Santa-Index.html

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

On Sunday, a 48-year-old woman in Florida got into a fight with her twin sister involving the sister's boyfriend, and a vibrating adult toy.  We don't know WHY, but it ended with the woman punching her twin sister in the face.  She was arrested for domestic battery.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/twin-sisters-fight-over-vibrator-124356
Clemson University's president is calling for students to come together and support one another after photos of a student-organized party ignited racial tensions on social media.http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/27568067/clemson-president-on-cripmas-party-clemson-is-
Some TGI Friday's have DRONES carrying MISTLETOE this Christmas season.  And a photographer in New York was taking pictures of one when it accidentally lost control . . . CLIPPED her . . . and took off a tiny chunk out of her nose.http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/a-mistletoe-carrying-drone-caused-bloodshed-at-a-tgi-fridays
 A 50-year-old woman in Canada was devastated when her husband died in March last year.  So she kept his rotting body in a bedroom, praying he would rise from the dead.  Police found the body after about six months, and the woman just got 18 months of probation for failure to report a death.http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/canadian-family-left-fathers-corpse-in-bedroom-for-six-months-as-they-prayed-for-resurrection-9897760.html
A woman was buying Hanukkah wrapping paper at a Walgreens in California this weekend, and noticed it had a pattern with SWASTIKAS in it.  They're there accidentally, but Walgreens pulled the paper off its shelves yesterday.http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Shopper-Finds-Swastikas-on-Wrapping-Paper-at-SoCal-Store-285001311.html.

Monday, December 8, 2014

A couple in Washington went away for Thanksgiving weekend, and when they got home, their nice furniture was missing . . . and crappier furniture was inside their apartment.  They realized their neighbor had swapped his bad furniture for their good stuff . . . the neighbor was arrested for residential burglary.http://www.thenewstribune.com/2014/12/04/3524329_lakewood-man-accused-of-drunkenly.html?sp=/99/289/&rh=1
On Friday, someone took a marker and wrote "Rapist" three times on BILL COSBY's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  It was cleaned off.  Meanwhile, HUGH HEFNER said, quote, "Bill Cosby has been a good friend for many years and the mere thought of these allegations is truly saddening.  I would never tolerate this kind of behavior, regardless of who was involved."https://twitter.com/BoingBoing/status/541306372852563968

Thursday, December 4, 2014

A woman in Iowa woke her husband up on Tuesday, and had a McChicken sandwich from McDonald's waiting for him.  But apparently he doesn't like them.  So he THREW it at her . . . mashed the bun in her face . . . and got arrested for domestic abuse.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wife-assaulted-with-McChicken-sandwich-687432

 The site WealthX.com reports that MADONNA has surpassed PAUL MCCARTNEY to become the World's Richest Recording Artist.  She's worth an estimated $800 MILLION.  Paul has $660 million . . . edging out DR. DRE who's third with $650 million, thanks to Apple's purchase of Beats By Dre.http://www.wealthx.com/articles/2014/wealth-x-reveals-the-worlds-richest-recording-artists/ 
A 25-year-old woman in Florida went to her sister's house on Monday to pick up a Christmas tree.  But they got in an argument . . . she wound up SPITTING on her sister . . . then tried to run over her sister and a friend.  She was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.http://www.gainesville.com/article/20141202/ARTICLES/141209956/1183?Title=Woman-picking-up-Christmas-tree-jailed-on-assault-count&tc=ar
 A 53-year-old woman recently did 12 weeks in jail . . . because she wouldn't stop having loud sex.  Her neighbors kept complaining and calling the cops, and she was put on probation.  But when she kept having loud sex, she was sent to jail.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2858802/Woman-noisy-love-making-left-neighbours-fuming-led-30-visits-police-ASBO-TWO-prison-sentences-doesn-t-regret
Police in Wisconsin got a 911 call a few weeks ago where the person hung up, so they traced it to a house.  And when they got there, they found the call was made by a six-year-old and his three-year-old brother . . . who were trying to get in touch with SANTA.http://www.wiscnews.com/bdc/news/local/article_a8fa3d6d-cf79-556f-a252-8908c6b82eff.html
 How long would it take you to have sex with 10,000 people?  If sex takes an average of 5.4 minutes, you'd spend 37.5 total days having sex.  But if you had sex with just one person a day, it would take 27 years to have sex with 10,000 people. http://jezebel.com/this-is-how-long-it-takes-to-have-sex-with-10-000-men-1665401342
A 44-year-old guy went to a Walmart in Florida on Friday, grabbed two large packages of BEEF TONGUE . . . and shoved them down his pants.  But a security guard caught him trying to leave with the six-and-a-half pounds of pants tongue, and he was arrested for theft.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cow-tongue-heist-687543 

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

If you use Twitter, there's a new website called SocialSanta.co that can tell you if you've been naughty or nice this year.  It analyzes your tweets for "naughty" words, and the more you swear, the more likely you are to wind up on the naughty list.http://socialsanta.co/
  An 18-year-old and 33-year-old guy in South Carolina picked up a 21-year-old guy at a gay bar on Saturday . . . then went home to have a threesome in a hot tub.  But the two younger guys started arguing over who gets paid more for their GAY PROSTITUTION services . . . and the 18-year-old hit the 21-year-old.  He was arrested for assault, and the other two were arrested for giving a minor alcohol.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/gay-hot-tub-assault-576432

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

A guy in China was burning some trash near a cesspool of HUMAN WASTE this weekend, and his fire sparked the methane gas wafting off the cesspool.  It EXPLODED . . . and a giant geyser of POOP burst into the city and knocked down a building.  Fifteen people were injured, and three had to go to the hospital.https://uk.news.yahoo.com/exploding-excrement-topples-building-china-15-injured-110955897.html#ZEA890n
A grand jury in Missouri decided last night NOT to indict Officer Darren Wilson for shooting and killing 18-year-old Mike Brown in Ferguson back in August.  As expected, that led to scattered rioting, vandalism, gunshots, and tear gas.http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/24/justice/ferguson-grand-jury/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
A 21-year-old woman in New Hampshire and her boyfriend were playing Monopoly on Sunday night, and the game devolved into an argument like board games so often do.  But the woman ended up SLAPPING her boyfriend, and was arrested for assault.http://www.unionleader.com/article/20141124/NEWS03/141129536
A 32-year-old Union woman is accused of trying to poison her mother-in-law and a friend who lives with her.http://www.wyff4.com/news/usco-woman-tries-to-poison-motherinlaw-friend/29900320
A Guy Named Phuc Kieu Was Arrested For Watching Gay Porn Then Trying to Force Himself Onto Another Dude.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Phuc-Kieu-arrested-785432

Monday, November 24, 2014

Officials in a Polish town have opposed a proposition to name a playground after Winnie the Pooh—because of the bear's unclear gender and immodest clothing.
Hitler Painting Sells for $162,000 at an auction.http://www.newser.com/story/199020/hitler-painting-sells-for-162k.html
If you hate your boss, the best thing you can do is . . . let them know.  A new study found that if an employee and boss don't get along, they should acknowledge it.  You stop stressing, complaining, or wasting energy faking a relationship.  And it leads to the employee being more motivated and working harder.http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/11/141121102827.htm
A window washer in San Francisco fell 11 STORIES on Friday, and landed on a movihttp://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/11/22/miracle-or-just-plain-science-physicist-explains-why-sf-window-washer-survived-11-story-fall/ng car.  But somehow it absorbed his fall, and he SURVIVED.  The driver was okay too.

Friday, November 21, 2014

Four women came out yesterday with new accusations against BILL COSBY.  LOU FERRIGNO's wife says he tried to assault her at his house in 1967, but she got away.  An actress from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" says Bill forced himself on her in the green room of "The Tonight Show" in 1971.  And a nurse from Florida and a woman from Pittsburgh say he drugged and assaulted them.http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/woman-claims-bill-cosby-drugged-750832
 A 34-year-old guy in England tried to rob a grocery store last week by whipping out a PICTURE of a gun.  The employees weren't particularly intimidated and stalled the guy while they called the cops, and he was arrested.http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Staff-Tesco-near-Cambridge-receive-threats-kill/story-24553983-detail/story.html
A 43-year-old janitor in Iowa was cleaning a public library a few weeks ago, and stopped to look at PORN on one of their computers.  But then he panicked . . . and wound up STEALING the computer and destroying it.  The police easily traced it back to him, and he's been charged with theft.http://www.kcrg.com/subject/news/public-safety/crime/police-say-coralville-man-stole-computer-from-library-then-destroyed-it-20141121
 A couple in Springfield, Oregon left a strip club around 5:45 P.M. on Sunday, and started getting-it-on in their car . . . in plain view of passing cars, while parked directly in front of the local JAIL.  They're both facing charges for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.http://www.kval.com/news/local/Police-Couple-had-sex-in-car-parked-outside-jail-282953351.html

Tursday, November 20, 2014

Two guys in two different states were arrested for going through the Taco Bell drive thru drunk on Sunday.  One was a 33-year-old blue-haired dude on a bike who fought with cops after Taco Bell wouldn't serve him . . . the other was a police chief in Kentucky who passed out drunk in his car.http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/police-drunken-bicyclist-arrested-taco-bell-drive-/nh96t/
There's a 43-year-old guy in South Carolina who's 5-foot-5 and 350 pounds . . . so naturally when he went to Walmart on Tuesday, he was cruising around on a mobility scooter.  Unfortunately he used it to shoplift . . . by sitting on some STEAKS.  A security guard caught him, and he was arrested for shoplifting.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Walmart-motorized-scooter-steak-theft-573214
A guy in California had a job interview on Monday . . . but showed up DRUNK.  When the interviewer asked him about it, the guy got angry and STABBED him in the arm.  Then he ran off . . . but he left his job application behind, so the police tracked him down and arrested him.http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Applicant-Jose-Lopez-Stabs-Man-During-Job-Interview-Police-283015471.html   

Thursday, November 13,2014

The FBI busted America's most wanted cybercriminal a few years ago, then had the challenge of decrypting his hard drive.  And they managed to break in by guessing his password . . . because it was his CAT'S name.  He's in prison until 2020.http://gizmodo.com/the-fbi-s-most-wanted-cybercriminal-s-password-his-cat-1658074653
Probe That Landed on Comet May Not Be ecure.http://www.newser.com/story/198574/probe-that-landed-on-comet-may-not-be-secure.htm

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

 There's a neighborhood in Florida that might cancel Halloween because they're overrun by WILD HOGS addicted to CANDY.  The hogs are huge and they've gotten hooked on human food . . . so the homeowners association is worried they'll attack kids trick-or-treating for their candy.http://gawker.com/ravenous-hogs-fiending-for-candy-may-force-town-to-canc-1651681251
 A new study found that facial hair makes men look SIGNIFICANTLY older.  Light stubble adds three years . . . a goatee adds four . . . a mustache adds five . . . and a thick beard adds 10.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2811015/DON-T-beard-like-Beckham-want-stay-looking-young-Research-shows-facial-hair-make-man-look-TEN-years-older.html 
A guy in Pennsylvania went to a Halloween party on Saturday as the yellow Teletubby.  Then around 2:00 A.M., he broke into a friend's place, grabbed Chinese leftovers out of the fridge, and dumped them in his man purse.  The cops got involved because he busted the door, but his friend decided not to press charges.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Teletubby-steals-Chinese-food-576321
A 51-year-old guy in Wales was arrested a few years ago for possession of bestiality porn . . . for a video that showed a woman having sex with a tiger.  But the charges were dropped once the police realized the tiger was actually a man dressed in a tiger costume.http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bus-driver-cleared-over-tiger-4515983

Friday October 17, 2014

Last year, a guy in Michigan openly FONDLED himself in a McDonald's drive-thru . . . then went back a few minutes later to get more food, and did it AGAIN.  And the only reason he didn't get away the second time was because they called police . . . asked him to wait while they made some fresh fries for him . . . and he waited.  He just got two years' probation and has to go to rehab for sex offenders.http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2014/10/bay_city_sex_offender_gets_pro.html
Someone at a school in Florida saw a poisonous snake near a pop warner football practice last week.  Then two women got arrested after one of them said she had a gun, and the other tried to SHOOT the snake with it, but missed.  The first woman was arrested for having a concealed firearm on school property.  And the other was arrested for discharging a firearm on school grounds, which is a FELONY.http://www.newsherald.com/news/crime-public-safety/woman-shoots-at-snake-and-lands-in-jail-1.387442?tc=cr
 Three people in Houston were arrested recently after someone tried to mail them drugs . . . and accidentally put their NEIGHBOR'S address on the box.  Apparently the neighbor opened it, and called police.  Then after an anonymous tip, cops went to a nearby house, where they found $100,000 worth of drugs.http://www.chron.com/houston/article/Mistaken-package-delivery-leads-to-huge-Houston-5824565.php#photo-7003429