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F R I D A Y
-MOTHERPUCKERS AT 8 AM (In celebration of Mothers Day, a girl will come in and make out with her Mom for 93 seconds to win STP tix)
-A BRAND NEW TRUTH & CONSEQUENCES AT 7:30 (A single mother of 3 will confront her neighbor who lives in a government apartment, is on disability - AND sells drugs ALLEGEDLY and drives a Cadillac)
-MATT AND THE CLOWN (If you missed Dirty Thursday, we'll replay that audio for you)
-TICKETS TO DROWNING POOL & THE PRESIDENTS OF THE USA
-CALL at 864-233-9393 / 1-800-774-0093 AND TEXTS at 20346 or EMAIL us at TheRiseGuys@aol.com




-THE RISE GUYS MISS MILF Hottest Mom Contest kicks off Monday, email your pics to TheRiseGuys@aol.com. Check out LAST YEAR'S CONTEST!

-WILL MATT HAVE A HEART ATTACK, TWINK MARTINDALE SAYS YESSIR!

-A P1 at Penn State University remixed the Nine Dancing In The Woods video w/ Black Betty (VIDEO)

-Rest In Peace P1 Sheabutter

-A CHILD'S HAVEN - Our charity we're raising for with TEST FEST

-A lesson in How To Eat A Banana w/ Professor Skip (VIDEO)

-Hulk Hogan rubbing lotion all over his DAUGHTER'S ass! (PIC)

-A lesson in How To Pee w/ Professor Skip (VIDEO)

-Check out this video of the HORRIBLE living conditions for our soldiers at Ft. Bragg (VIDEO)

-P1 B-Wimmer has made a police sketch of Michelle, Matt's stalker

-Check out video of Parmalee performing in studio (VIDEO)

-We are finally on Facebook, come be our friend, guys (FACEBOOK)

-Fatboy has a fan club on MySpace, check it out!

-Pics of the 14 year old Indian girl who is only 23 inches tall (PIC)

-TRG spray painted on the side of a $1.5 million Thornblade home (PIC)

-Sign the petition and get MLB to retire Babe Ruth's jersey number (PETITION)

-Where in the world do you listen to TRG?

-Nine displaying the new PINK Tickle It bumper stickers! (PIC)

-HERE'S NINE'S "FRIEND-GIRL" MICHELLE! (PIC)

-Here's Mika Winkler, the only midget that Maffew says he'd "lay down with" (PICS)

-Chocolate Rain wins a YouTube award, the P1's definitely helped this guy win (NEWS)

-This chimp knows karate and will kick your ass! (VIDEO)

-Who said stripping wasn't a dangerous job? (VIDEO)

-Paige's Video THANK YOU to the P1's (VIDEO)

-Lindsay Lohan NUDE in New York Magazine (PICS)

-Nine's "Tweest Him One" The Music Video (VIDEO)

-Check out these Asian chicks beating each others' ass (VIDEO)

-Now FATBOY has a video blog, and by Fatboy we mean GERM (VIDEO)

-Big Ass Draft Night - The Bitch Slap Video (VIDEO)

-Big Ass Draft Night - Is That Your Ass? Game (VIDEO)

-TRG warming up backstage at The BILO Center before TNA Wrestling (VIDEO)

-Sarah Silverman f***ing Matt Damon (VIDEO)

-A very important Video Blog from Maffew about Diddy

-4 young ladies playing "The Banana Game" at TRG's Big Ass Draft Night in Spartanburg! (VIDEO)

-Skip getting scolded by a kid at Matt's daughter's birthday party (VIDEO)

-This cat takes a header against the wall when someone scares it! (VIDEO)

-A TRG PSA: Be careful when lighting your farts (VIDEO)

-Pics from our 5 Year Anniversary Show including our X-Rated cake! (PICS)

-TRG World Famous Candid Phone Scam: The Armless Piano Player (AUDIO)




THURSDAY, MAY 8TH Join NINE at US CELLUAR in Hendersonville, NC (1900 Four Seasons Blvd.) from 4-6 PM

SATURDAY, MAY 17TH Join SKIP & MATT for THE RISE GUYS BEER FEST w/ KENNY FLOYD at DIXIE'S TAVERN in downtown Greenville from 2-4 PM




TRG BACKSTAGE PASS FRIDAYS

Mine Asshail?SIGN UP TODAY! - Hang on the show with your own mic and headphones and become a part of the show. If you want to be a part of Backstage Pass on Fridays and come hang with us, email FATBOY at TRGBackstagePass@gmail.com to see which Fridays are available.


THE RISE GUYS DICTIONARY & SHOW GUIDE
THE TRG Dictionary is to act as a guidebook for the show. Certain times you may hear TRG use words or phrases that you're not familliar with. Don't worry they're not speaking in code. - CLICK HERE!

SKIP & MATT'S TO DO LIST
We're each only allowed 5 girls to put on the to do list, which is why it changes all the time. Models, actresses, local chicks, they're all fair game! - CLICK HERE!

TRG'S 2008 DEATH POOL
What do Andy Griffith, Britney Spears, and Twisted Todd have in common? They are all part of TRG's 2008 Death Pool Contest. Skip won The '07 TRG Death Pool by 1 1/2 over Matt. Yeah, it's kinda morbid - but admit it, you think about who's gonna die this year too. Here are our predictions! - CLICK HERE!


THE MANY NICKNAMES OF FATBOY LIST
It started off as a mere snowflake and has now turn into an avalanche of goofy nicknames all used to refer to TRG's ASSISTANT Producer. Are we missing any? - CLICK HERE!


BEER!!!!!RISE GUYS BIG ASS DRAFT NIGHTS - TRG Big Ass Beer Mugs are now available! But ONLY available at Rise Guys Big Ass Draft Nights. The 22 ounce mugs are only $2.50 and while at TRG Big Ass Draft Nights you can get them filled for only 93 cents! Proceeds benefit The American Red Cross. Our next Big Ass Draft Night is COMING SOON! These mugs are limited edition and only available at TRG Big Ass Draft Nights. CLICK HERE to check out the mugs.