THE RISE GUYS DICTIONARY IS TO ACT AS A GUIDEBOOK FOR THE SHOW. CERTAIN TIMES YOU MAY HEAR TRG USE WORDS OR PHRASES YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH. DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE NOT SPEAKING IN CODE OR USING INSIDE TERMS. BELOW ARE SOME OF THE WORDS OR PHRASES THEY USE THAT MANY PEOPLE CALL AND SAY - "WHAT THE HELL DOES ______ MEAN?"
-BAD Night (Bah-ud night): BAD Night is the phrase that TRG sometimes uses when refering to a Rise Guys Big Ass Draft Night. B.A.D. =Big Ass Draft. Of course 93 cent beer is never bad, it's always good-uh. (See "good-uh" below) EXAMPLE: "Don't forget this coming Friday night, it's another BAD Night"
-BH (Bee-Aych): It's a shorter way of saying "boothill" (See "boothill" below) EXAMPLE: "Stop being a BH and pay attention!"
-BIG 'OLE 70'S (Big-oh-Semties): When you hear TRG refer to "Big 'Ole 70's" it refers to someone probably not being, how would you say, not very well trimmed down there. Ever watched a porno from the 80's? Yeah, you;ve seen what we're talking about. EXAMPLE: "She's a MILF, but she's 46 and I bet she's got a Big 'Ole 70's!"
-BILL AND TONY (Bee-uhl aynd Tall-knee): When TRG first started doing phone scams many of the scam victims would scream "Who is THIS??" Well, for some reason Mattman would always say "Bill" and Skip would always respond "Tony." So, SOMETIMES you may hear them refer to themselves as Bill or Tony. Or they may call YOU Bill or Tony when you call in. No, they didn't forget your name - it's a term of endearment! EXAMPLE: "Let's go to Line 4, P1 Dale Michael.......ok thanks for calling Tony!"
-BOOCRAP (Boo-crap): Mattman and his big southern draw pronounces the word "bull" as "boo" and crap, well you know what that means. It's also our way of censoring the "S" word. EXAMPLE: I can't believe Atlanta lost again, that's boocrap!"
-BOOTHILL (Boot he-uhl): The most requested WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN word in the dictionary. Believe it or not Diddy actually started this, kinda. When he was reviewing a movie one Monday morning he called some actor a "butthole." Except, being a true Southerner it sounded more like "butt-ho." Well, Skip and Matt loved the way he said it so much they started using the term "buttho" a good bit. Management came to them and said to limit the use of "buttho" on the air, because it's too close to "a-ho." So, they did. Since then it slowly morphed from buttho to boathow to the now infamous BOOTHILL. It is most commonly used to throw off interview guests and when someone asks you a question you don't want to neccesarily respond to. EXAMPLE: "My boothill?"
-DIDDY (Did-ee): This one came from Mattman (starting to see the Southern draw trend?) Before Matt's Dad Phil became our movie reviewer and part of the show, Mattman would talk about his Daddy. People in the South don't say Father, it's always Daddy. Except when Matt would say it, it sounded like he was saying DIDDY. So, since 2003, it has stuck and Diddy is simply Matt's Dad Phil. EXAMPLE: "Hey Diddy, how many lap dances did you give that movie?"
-EHHHHH MUNNNNN!! (Ayy Muhn): This term is always used anytime lesbians are brought up on the show. It's used with a very deep voice and generally used like "Eeeeeeeh mun!" It started to fun at butch lesbians, but now is used in a greeting or salutation. EXAMPLE: "Ellen and Portia de Rossi are getting married....Eeeeeh Mun!"
-GARY (Gay-Ree): Sometimes you will hear us refer to someone as a Gary. But it must be pronounced the true Southern way of GAY-REE. Calling someone a Gary means they are OLD. Ever heard of the actor Gary Oldman? Make sense now? After you read the definition for "MUN" it may. EXAMPLE: "Did you see my Grandpa's pants - he's such a s Gary!"
-(THE) GENIUS (Gene-Yus): You've probably heard the many phone scams we've done on this guy. He's our former boss who tried to sabotage the show and get us fired so he could hire friends of his. EXAMPLE: "Genius is a dick!"
-HELLO?! (Heyl-oh-uh): One morning we were testing the mics in the studio. Skip tested his, then Mattman. Skip told Paige to say something in her mic. She was sick and her voice was almost gone, so she paused and said it - HEYUL-OOOOH! Trust us, it's funny. We've amde it a sound byte on the show and sometimes if Paige is out of the room, we'll tell her Good Morning and just hit the HELLO button. EXAMPLE: "Good Morning Paige" - "Hello!"
-HEY GUYS! (Hey-Guy-ssss): This was inspired by our boss and we say it alot. Everytime he comes up to us, it's always "Hey Guys", but he exaggerates the S on the end, so it never stops. EXAMPLE: "Hey Guyssssssss, what's going on?"
-HOO-HAA'S (Who-Haaz): This entry was started on the show by P1 J.J. One morning we were talking about Matt's obsession with women's shoes and P1 J.J. called in. He said Paige had big "hoo-haa's" and probably couldn't ever see her feet. Hoo-Haa's has always been a slang term for the breastuses, but P1 J.J.'s call added it to TRG's everyday vocab. EXAMPLE: "When Paige jogs, does she get black eyes from her big hoo-haa's?"
-JIZZY PICKLE (Jizz-E Pick-Uhl): One morning a P1 sent us a link to a site where you enter your real name and it tells you what your name would be if you were a pirate. Well, Paige's pirate name was Peg Leg Jizzy Pickle. We shortened it to just Jizzy Pickle. It has spawned a game as well. You say something to try to get your friend to say Who? And you respond with Jizzy Pickle, then hang up. Yes, it works best when on the phone. It's also used by Skip as his fake wrestling name when we have on someone from WWE. EXAMPLE: "Hey Triple H, I'm been practicing to be a wrestler, I go by the name of Jizzy Pickle and my finishing move is called the boothill."
-MUN (Mun): This was started by Skip. It's the way he pronounces MAN when it's on the end of a word like Batmun, clergymun, milkmun, and of course the ever popular gaymun.EXAMPLE: "My cousin works for a construction company where he's a foremun."
-P1 (Pea-Won): If you are one of the members of the growing P1 Nation then you already know. But if you're a new listener or perhaps you've just been living under a rock. For the definition and to find out how to sign up CLICK HERE! EXAMPLE: "Ok, P1's this guy needs your advice, call in now..."
-SHOCKER (Sha-Kur): A hand gesture used by TRG in many photos that has been around for many years. DIRECTIONS: Take your thumb and pull your ring finger down, that is the shocker. Now, to find out what it means, you need to go HERE. EXAMPLE: "Did you see that pic of Nine and that girl? He dropped the shocker on her!"
-TAINT (Tuh-aint): The area between one's genitals and their boothill. Or as Mattman likes to call it, "the town between Atlanta and Charlotte." Also, on one Dirty Thursday we tazed Joey's taint with 50,000 volts AND Paige doesn't have a taint. EXAMPLE: "Paige, what happened to your taint?"
-TICKLE IT (Te-kul Eeht): As in tickle my boothill, literally. EXAMPLE: Nine said, "If you don't like my hemmed shorts, you can tickle it!"
-UP DOG (Up-Dawg): One of the original bits from the show that took a rest and is now back. "Up Dog" is somewhat of a Phone Scam, whereas we call local businesses and tell them their food/rest rooms/Tea/etc. smelled like Up Dog - then of course they say "What's Up Dog!" which cues Mattman to say "Not much G, what's up with you - Get It?" EXAMPLE: "They ate Mexican for dinner, the studio smells like up dog in there!"
-VAGUMACH (Vuh-Juh-Mic): This is our new alternative to the word "camel toe." If you don't "know the toe" or what it means google it! EXAMPLE: "She's hot but I can't stop looking at her big vagumach!"
-VAJAYJAY (Vuh-Jay-Jay): We can think Oprah for this one. She can get around the FCC rules somehow. So, we play the snippet of what she said on her show. EXAMPLE: "Let's all go around the room and say what we call our VaJayJays!"
-WALLMALKERS (Wahul-Mahul-kurz): A walk in the mall, as described by the dyslexic. To malk in the wall. During a topic one morning we were talking about old people. In our studio we see old people walking around the mall all morning. Normal people call them MALL WALKERS. Well, Paige showing her usual evidence of being dyslexic called them "Wallmalkers." P1's picked up on instantly and started using the term quite frequently. EXAMPLE: "Aww look how cute they are. I wanna go say hello to the wallmalkers"
-"YEAH, I KNOW!" (Yeah-I-Know): It all started with Richard Petty saying it and then NASCAR legend Bobby Allison dropped it on us. So, if you hear that soundbyte it will be one of the 2 guys. EXAMPLE: "HEY RICHARD PETTY, GOOD TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW!" Ahh yeah, I know!"
*If you have questions or suggestions for other words/phrases that don't get explained often please EMAIL us at TheRiseGuys@aol.com.
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